It’s the first week of the last month of the year and it suffices to say that Namibians are in the holiday mood.
Responding to emails? Optional. Knocking off at three o’clock? Festive season working hours. Blowing your budget like Januworry ain’t a thing? We’re here for a good time, not a long time.
Say what you will about this time of year, but it’s certainly the season to be jolly. The sun’s out. The braai fires are burning. And, for a limited time only, it seems everyone is in the mood to be a little friendlier, tip a little heavier and smile with their teeth.
Though, personally, I’m still loosely chained to my desk, I wish everyone out there a ‘Happy Dezemba!’ as I pen some tips for getting the most out of the season.
Remember to hydrate
While we generally appreciate water’s crucial role in making sure we don’t die, in December people tend to forget it exists. Suddenly, one’s taste-buds have a penchant for things like wine, beer, champagne and cocktails and the liquid that has got us through scorching hot days and broke-ass months is no longer necessary. Except it is. To help your hangovers and nourish your summer skin, make sure that water is part of your Dezemba starter pack and always within arm’s reach. Your vital organs and future self will thank you.
Drink responsibly
Namibia has the dubious honour of being in the top 10 of global beer consumers, so drinking responsibly is a must. The goal here is to arrive alive. So, here’s a wild piece of advice: Don’t drink and drive. Whether you play rock-paper-scissors to assign a sober designated driver or use a ride-sharing app to safely reach your destination, leave the liquor to people who won’t be behind a steering wheel.
Save money
Although the idea of saving money during the festive season seems counterintuitive, I promise the money you have in December can be used in January. What I mean is that, in 2026, it will still be good and legal tender. Your Dezemba bundle will not run out. That said, I know December is the rainy season and thus the appropriate time to make it rain. But do your January self a favour and draw up some semblance of a budget. Shop on sale and remember that ‘kids eat free’ doesn’t apply to school supplies.
Visit your family
As many Namibians head to the north to recall they are, in fact, somebody’s child, others, especially Windhoekers, may be staying in the city. If this is you, remember to pause from all the partying and kiss your mother, braai for your father, visit your grandparents and hang out with your siblings and their spawn. Life is short. The holidays are even shorter and not everyone you love is guaranteed to make it to the next one.
Actually rest
Another controversial December suggestion is to actually rest. Yes, saka is los. For sure, that is ‘Sister Bethina’ booming from your neighbour’s house. But there is also something to be said for bed rotting like it’s your job. Press play on the series you’ve been meaning to catch up on.
Read ‘Iniquity’, my fellow columnist Anne Hambuda’s new Namibian thriller, or simply unwind with your favourite podcast.
Do it because capitalism is still gonna have you for breakfast come the new year, or because you’re tired, or for your mental health.
The vibes will still be there once you’ve recharged, and even if you’re still feeling a little meh.
It’s Dezemba, baby.
Everybody’s welcome.
– martha@namibian.com.na; Martha Mukaiwa on Twitter and Instagram; marthamukaiwa.com
