Big Brother Africa 3: Quirky SMSes

A SELECTION of messages from across Africa appearing on the BBA3 TV text strip: * IF Munya becomes Head of House, we’ll need to negotiate a powersharing deal.

* JOIN the Evict Fats Union (EFU). * WATCHING Hazel cook is really amazing as no one knows where de food really goes.* THAMI is riding a submarine.* MORRIS is fake, Morris is fake, Morris is fake …always acting for the camera.* WHEN Munya smiles it looks like he just ate chocolate.* TSUNAMI go hang yourself on a tomato tree.Thami til the end.* THAMI, no matter what you’ll still be my sugar plum.* SHEILA I hate that I luv u so much.* RICCO is such a hot loser.* THERE’S something about Ricco.He could be bisexual.* IS the pool boy really Big Brother? * MIMI, do what u do best.Start a rumour.* I REALISE she says too many words, but Mimi tells it like it is.Messages From You To Us: * PLEASE, please, Honourable President Pohamba may we watch Big Brother highlights, even it it’s for one hour only. * PLEASE guys let’s all vote UTI out – because Ricco has a big chance of surviving – or else Lulu wil be booted out.Thax.Please J, publish this.Tx Nakele.- Your wish is my command.- Jean * WHAT is the number to SMS comments on the Big Brother housemates? Thanks.- It’s 15626 and the cost is N$3.* CAN someone please donate a t-shirt for TK.- Forget the t-shirt, can someone just put out a hit on TK.- Jean * YES, Mimi talks, after all she is a woman and we MUST talk those 1 000 words a day given to us.Compiled by Jean Sutherland* WATCHING Hazel cook is really amazing as no one knows where de food really goes.* THAMI is riding a submarine.* MORRIS is fake, Morris is fake, Morris is fake …always acting for the camera.* WHEN Munya smiles it looks like he just ate chocolate.* TSUNAMI go hang yourself on a tomato tree.Thami til the end.* THAMI, no matter what you’ll still be my sugar plum.* SHEILA I hate that I luv u so much.* RICCO is such a hot loser.* THERE’S something about Ricco.He could be bisexual.* IS the pool boy really Big Brother? * MIMI, do what u do best.Start a rumour.* I REALISE she says too many words, but Mimi tells it like it is.Messages From You To Us: * PLEASE, please, Honourable President Pohamba may we watch Big Brother highlights, even it it’s for one hour only. * PLEASE guys let’s all vote UTI out – because Ricco has a big chance of surviving – or else Lulu wil be booted out.Thax.Please J, publish this.Tx Nakele.- Your wish is my command.- Jean * WHAT is the number to SMS comments on the Big Brother housemates? Thanks.- It’s 15626 and the cost is N$3.* CAN someone please donate a t-shirt for TK.- Forget the t-shirt, can someone just put out a hit on TK.- Jean * YES, Mimi talks, after all she is a woman and we MUST talk those 1 000 words a day given to us.Compiled by Jean Sutherland

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