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From The Twittersphere

THE chicken has flown the coop, October’s a goner, the weekend’s been blocked… and here we are again. Winging the words…

@uiisira: Nando’s left Namibia like Angolan tenants who move in the night… You will just find curtains the next morning…

@KawumaBulayimu: Wait, Nando’s closed up shop? I’ve been saving since 2015 to go there!

@Rage_GM: I just don’t understand how Nando’s closed shop without a clearance sale. The betrayal…!

@Tilenox: So we are just gonna sit here and accept there’s no Nando’s or what?

@FreddyE_2805: Some people haven’t eaten Nando’s in ages and they’re still here ‘nywe nywe, why Nando’s, why’… #Tsek

@Su_ama__: So, Nando’s really just closed down without telling anyone, without giving me a chance to even say goodbye, no explanation, nada… So this is how it feels to be ghosted. Karma really does come back 10 times as strong.

@_justtoto: What’s payday without Nando’s there to comfort you for all the effort!

@MickeyNekomba: Nando’s has truly saved our budgets. We’re trying to save for December!

@azo_akweenda: Nando’s closed, I can finally start saving up for my dream car.

@Ms_zoeyvette: Two horrifically tragic violent crimes committed against a woman and a child this week. Common thread: Perpetrators out on bail when committing these crimes… and, yes, I am fully aware of the presumption of innocence.

@JoelakaMaG: Silence leaves too much room for doubt and corroboration… speak up about sh*t that matters.

@TheFree1_: Humans are the worst thing to have ever happened to this planet. All we do is destroy everything.

@thatradiokelly: Everyone is jetting off on trips and I’m like, I think I’ll have a goat kefir smoothie for breakfast.

@OnlyMattOne: I don’t want to go and sleep cause I will wake up and it’s Sunday, k’sasa, and then I am going to literally blink and

@21_03_90: One day the universe will bless you with a person who gives you money. RT @HTuuda: Sometimes this ‘person’ is a job.

@KimKardashian: I was travelling this year from Africa to Bali and didn’t have a lot of time to do multiple Halloween looks but I LOVE our Victoria’s Secret angels and I have one more iconic one coming tonight. RT @thehajaarakaba: Dear Kim, you visited Uganda, a country located in East Africa. Africa is a continent. You know how the United States of America is located in North America? Yes… that’s how. That said, you travelled from ‘Uganda’ to Bali. There… all fixed.

@XplodingUnicorn: Wife: We have to make the bed. Me: We’re in a hotel. They literally pay someone to make it for us. Wife: But they’ll judge us for being messy.

@Kmoeti: If there’s anything that the NGO sector in SA needs, it’s a workshop on using the ‘reply all’ button. Maybe we’ll workshop our way out of the tyranny of ‘reply all’.

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