Who put those exotic dancers in the water!?

WHO will be the next Big Brother Africa housemate to join The Barn clan? Up for eviction this week are Munya, Yacob and our Meryl.

I know we Namibians are big on the ‘united we stand and divided we fall’ speech. Well, the time for us to unite is here again, and just as we enthusiastically took to the polling stations late last year to vote in national elections, let’s take to our phones, to the Web and the various mediums to vote to keep our Meryl in the house and increase her chances of bringing home the big US bucks …. just think how our girl will put Namibia on the entertainment map should she win. If not for her, at least do it for Namibia, guys. Get voting. Otherwise, this past weekend proved to be quite eventful Remember those exotic dancers who graced the BBA Glass House, yes those sultry ones clad in barely there outfits? Well, as much as their visit was greeted with laughter and much cheering, it seems the reality only set in among the housemates long after the dancers had left the premises.MY, OH MY!I could be overreacting but it seems those dance moves by the exotic dancers triggered sexual innuendo among some housemates, especially Yacob. How else can we, or Biggie for that matter, explain the dude’s sex demonstration in the kitchen past midnight on Sunday? Whether it was a case of him just being outlandishly naughty or whether it’s him confirming that he is well on his way to promiscuousville beats me! And knock me down with a feather if I say I didn’t need a moment of silence to digest Yacob’s overly uhhmmmm … sexcapade.Included in his very graphic panting, heavily breathing and sighing demonstration was Jen (yes, ‘I’m reborn’ Jen, who religiously used to preach Jesus at the beginning of the show), who played along as Yacob’s model. Yacob went on, and on, and on …. using stacked bottles, street lingo and placing his mouth in spaghetti filled plates supposedly representing Jen’s body, much to the bemusement of other housemates. Eish!Maybe you’ll think to inform us next time you make it your new year’s resolution to be more expressive, Yacob!WEEPING FOR A MAN LIKE DAD!Talking of men who are out of control, one man who, according to Paloma, has it all together is none other than her father. Now some girls admire the type of man their fathers are, so it came as no major surprise when the lady from Kitwe confided in Code about how she wants a man just like Daddy dearest. She said she has come to the sad realisation, though, that her chances of finding a man similar to her Dad equals zero – (as do most girls who aspire to find a man just like Daddy, sigh). A teary-eyed Paloma went on to recount how she dropped out of university and how her father is unhappy that she is in the House … blah blah blah, all the while crying a river. Well Paloma, as the late Aaliyah said: ‘If at first you don’t succeed, dust yourself off and try again’. And please stop weeping, it’s depressing. Could this nostalgia have been brought on by those exotic dancers or has the pressure of being cooped up in the house become too much for Paloma to handle? Well in any case, she knew that things were not always going to be easy so she might just as well see it through.TATI THE FLINGSTER!Call her a playa, call her a master flingster, flirtatious or just simply call her a strategist, but truth be told, Tatiana deserves to be called something!There was Mwisho, then Munya, then Sammi and now there’s Hannington – all have tasted a bit of the Tati-flirt magic. The latest one to fall in at the deep end is Hannington. Barely two days after Tatiana set foot in The Barn, she was turning the heat up.The 29-year-old had Hannington going wobbly at the knees and sucking on some of the womanly body parts on Monday night when the two indulged in a game that required them to stick fingers up each other’s noses. Let’s just say that both pretended not to find where the other’s nose was and ended up kissing, followed by nipple sucking by both parties, followed by navel licking… sies. The two rounded off their game by chatting through the night. Whether Tatiana is trying to break a world record for being Africa’s overly flirtatious housemate, ever, beats me but at this point sista friend is displaying all the qualities of being a playa. Hmmmmm … what is she trying to prove, and does what she had with Munya qualify to be called a fling. Meanwhile, Tatiana yesterday welcomed her guest as is the custom of everyone who gets shipped off to The Barn. And no, it’s not Richard, but Ofunneka from Nigeria … I can hear you all going voodoo doll. And hey voila, what did Ofunekka bring as a gift? Nothing other than a doll, a voodoo doll, named Lerato!Till tomorrow, fellas …- In the meantime, be sure to catch all the action on DStv Channel 198.

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