AFRICAN Union, did anyone, someone, say African Union? Is it a leaver, a remainer or a backbencher? No one knows, it seems. Let alone the AU. Just struck me that AU may also stand for Alternative Universe. Back to reality and getting a grip on issues – Twitter. Oh yes, and a SA vs Lesotho twar (no AU, you’re not needed for this).
@CdeJMN: Zambia is in crisis. Mozambique in civil war. South Sudan back to war. Burundi at war. Lesotho in crisis. Zim in crisis. Where’s the AU?
@Pillay_CGLM: Any country shutting down social media is a country that’s afraid of their youth. Afraid that the youth has woken up and realised their power.
@raitlhwane: Your favourite Afrikanists are so invested in the ‘Mugabe-as-a-revolutionary’ narrative, that they’re unwilling to concede his tyranny.
@PastorEvanLive: What a time to be Zimbabwean. One day #ThisFlag will find its place in the wind and an honourable place among the nations of the world.
@TrendsZim: Grace Mugabe is taking her grandchild for a medical check-up in Singapore whilst Zimbabweans are banned from shopping in South Africa.
@ali_naka: Our sin as Zimbabweans was EXCESSIVE patience. #ZimShutDown2016 #ThisFlag
@SelloMakhotla: Look both ways before you cross Lesotho… You’ll get hit, bru.
@JussDaTip: It seems Lesotho Twitter was making blanket statements about people’s mothers yesterday…
@P_Lanny_Dlamini: If Lesotho was to fight Zuma’s family, Lesotho would be outnumbered.
@_Innocentm: #Lesotho skies are awesome too. No load shedding, no protesters, no burning schools and hospitals, no racism. It’s really a peaceful country.
@SwissBie: If you smoke one joint in Lesotho, the whole population gets high AF.
@AmBlujay: 300 000 South Africans are fighting with people from Twitter Lesotho, all 10 of them.
@tsebereng: S’febe in Lesotho be like “I only date guys with horses and who wears a duvet cover”…
@FrankMashkov: “I have a few horses” is probably a hot pick-up line in Lesotho!
@Kananelo3: As small as Lesotho is, at least Basotho own their land. Sometimes little is better than nothing.
@ASAP_paul: Some of these Lesotho jokes are genuinely funny! I’m not offended at all.
@Kini_Priss: What a stupid twar. SA vs Lesotho. Seriously? Can we talk about Theresa?
@gabiikena: Let’s not be a society that promotes ignorance over knowledge and values mediocrity. Go and get vaccinated! – P Shiyuka
@ThatGuyHaf: “If you think money changes people, then you haven’t come across the person who has the keys to the alcohol room at a function/wedding.”
@jordan_stratton: MEN IN 1916: I built this railroad with my bare hands. MEN IN 2016: Awww, this app makes me look like a puppy doggy!
@sixthformpoet: Escalators are just stairs that drank too much coffee.
