Last week I promised myself I would not write about your relationships but I just can’t help myself. You guys give me reason to continue this sh*t. I like how the two words bye and bae can be used together and independently.
It is however *ss-scratchingly worrisome that some of you just don’t want to say this to your current useless wanna-be wife or husband.
Ask yourself ‘what is he/she good for besides telling you that you are beautiful/cute and that they kamma love you’ (which is a big fat lie). He is obliged to lie to you for the sake of the relationship but his ways of doing things could equally qualify him a ‘bye bae’.
He has slapped you more times than your own father has laid a hand on you yet you claim the idiot loves you.
Haaa?
You are a human being and not a crashed car that needs panel beating services. Look at yourself, the moment you are able to step foot in a shop and buy pads without shame you are old enough to not be lectured physically. And if he does it once, he will do it again.
Now I know there are also women who wear the pants in relationships. Comrade, there is no shame in losing a fight so tuck in your balls, place your pipi between your legs and leave.
And my dear brother who thinks only you can be the player, sit your shape-deprived ass down because you have competition way beyond your cheating game. I have been with a couple of women who are in ‘serious’ relationships but see it fit to play Madam Charity. She is so committed that she will come back to you after signing a Penelope contract with me and act like nothing happened. Maybe I just do it right but in the end she needs you because you are the sweet and future-promising hubby.
We all know that partners cheat so I dare you to hit the ignore button and I will hit you with a panty liner tate.
You know, unlike some men who are just there to hit it (I also know women have come to level the scores in this area), some women in serious relationships are only there to reap and go build with your fortunes with some not-so-mirror-friendly guy.
She will ask you for all her needs and even if she comforts you with a few daylight sessions, she is in for a reaping. Get rid of that one and send her back to another walking ATM. And madam, equally, if he has no interest in seeing you or even asking you to come by when you are on your period, then you too need to turn ‘bae’ into ‘bye’.
With my little knowledge about relationships, I believe they are supposed to be like an election – ‘free and fair’. Free in the sense that I do not need to buy or promise you a few things before I get relationship privileges. And fair in the sense that whatever we do is a two-way and beneficial to both in the relationship. If it is the other way around, then ‘bye bae’.
If you are such a believer in faith and hope that things will change with your current partner who does not see your worth, then you can as well text me so you can join my circle. Of the seven I initially had, only one realised I was not the man of her dreams. She f*k*ffed and now I am now I am left with a vacancy to fill.
