Laughable, Puzzling, Priceless!

YACOB wanting a salary for staying in the BBA game – laughable.

Sheila and Hannington lip-locking and Sheila not remembering – confusing.
Munya being scolded by the rest of the housemates for wanting to shine alone – priceless.
Jen confessing that she likes giving BJs – speechless, eish!
OK BBA nation, the past weekend in Big Brotherville was heated and eventful, though through it all the uncertainty of who was to leave the BBA house last night still hung over our heads. Uti, Code or Munya were up for eviction and by the time you read this, one of the brothers will have departed to the Barn.
Today is also the day Yacob will bid farewell to the All Stars experience. Brotherman leaves behind a legacy of ‘pervert-ism’, heated arguments and some of the most obscene requests ever.

YACOB FLIPS

It was verbally gruesome, and without exaggeration, can be compared to a Cold War. OMG! Vulgarity of the highest order marked a verbal fight between Yacob and Sheila on Saturday evening. Insults flew like dust in a hurricane and no stone was left unturned as the two exhausted the English vocabulary in mentioning every part of the human body in a manner that was not so respectable.
What seemed to light the fire was Lerato’s suggestion that Yacob show the girls his manhood and allow Tatiana to touch it. Yacob refused this ‘invading’ reques. He claimed to Sheila, Lerato and Tatiana that the quality of the girls he dates are very high and none of the girls in the house met his standards.
In turn, Yacob’s derogatory comments saw Sheila hit back. She told Yacob that his ways were those of a byatch and that everything he did from the way he danced, smelt and even shaved was just too womanly.
‘You do not get any sh%t, that’s why you go to porn conventions, jack off and stick your finger up your star fish which actually explains why you are always smelling of sh*t,’ Sheila told Yacob.
She challenged Yacob to go to a club with her, saying she’d get more girls than him. Yacob retorted that Sheila was too ‘manly’ for him and ought to act more feminine. ‘You walk, talk and act like a guy. When you talk to me, it feels like I’m talking to another dude. I would never do what you did on national television,’ he told Sheila, referring to the saucy, alcohol-fuelled girl-on-girl action between Sheila and Meryl 10 days ago.
Hannington, who was taken aback by the exchange, buried his head in his hands in embarrassment and walked away. OMG!
As the fight developed, Lerato and Tatiana would occasionally ululate and clap hands in support of Sheila. After the fight, Lerato and Sheila vowed never to talk to Yacob again. Ever.
Yacob has vowed that not even therapy will motivate him to stay in the BBA game, however a few thousand dollars each week might just do the trick. According to him, Biggie holds the key to his motivation – I’m talking moola, baby.
Brotherman is demanding that Biggie pay up otherwise he’s shipping out of the game. Yup! Yacob wants a salary if they want him to continue his tenure in the game. Brotherman on Friday wasted no time in telling Biggie this. Biggie (always the sensible one in such situations) suggested therapy, but Yacob refused to budge. Without a glimmer emotion, Yakka Yakka told Biggie that therapy was not going to cut it. ‘The only way I would see myself in this house is if I got a salary, basically like I’m working for Biggie. There’s nothing a therapist can do for me, it’s probably the Executive Producers who can do something for me,’ Yacob told Biggie. Now I hate to blow the candle out on this one, but the likelihood of this happening is equal to zero. Yacob, no one held a gun to your head and forced you to agree to an All Stars experience so deal with your decision like the responsible adult you should be.

HEAD CASES

Jen has officially been baptised ‘Head Girl’ by the guys in the BBA house because she likes giving BJs. Yebo yes, you heard right. During a raunchy late-night conversation with Meryl and other housemates over the weekend, reborn, innocent-looking Jen confessed that she enjoys going down on guys. Mmmhhmmmmm!!
BBA fans, of course, did not take this sitting down and have been firing up social networks and blogs with words of damnation.However, Jen’s confession must have sounded like music to Meryl’s ears because she blurted out that a liking for BJs is something they have in common.

‘MR CHAMPION’

Munya has survived five possible evictions and it should probably not be held against him that he’s showing a little bit of ‘inflated head syndrome’ symptom.
Brotherman has baptised himself ‘The Champion’. However, this could not save him from the wrath of the others this weekend. Meryl, Jen and Uti came out strongly against Mr Champion, accusing him of staging a one-man show and trying to discredit them. They accused ‘infant look alike’ Munya of turning the Stand Up Against Poverty Initiative into a platform for him to show off.
In a thin voice, Munya tried to wriggle out of the situation by coming up with all sorts of excuses, but only managed to anger fellow housemates more – to the point where they decided to all work solo on the initiative instead of as a group. But just as all was about to be lost, there was light at the end of the tunnel. Count on Code to decode a negative situation. ‘Let’s rise above our differences and make a plan and do this together as a group. Do you strongly feel that going at this alone is a good idea. I feel we can rise above this and work together,’ Code said.
The weekend was also marked by games of ‘hard to get’ by Sheila and Hannington. At first, Sheila hesitated to kiss Hannington and actually had him begging for it. Then they kissed during the course of the evening. But by the next morning, Sheila claimed to have forgotten any saliva-exchanging activity.
Eish, the hurt in Hannington’s voice and face when Sheila told him she couldn’t remember anything could win an Oscar!
Eish, BBA, so much to say but too little space. And this is not even the half of it. Till next time …

– Watch all the drama, as it goes down live, 24/7 on DStv Channel 198. Also catch the daily highlights shows on M-Net Africa, Channel 102 daily at 18h30. And don’t forget to watch the nomination show tonight!

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