Funny SMSes

* Code looks like a lion and I have decided to call him Mufasa.

* Justice is trying to be Brainy Smurf. Annoying! * BB help me! My hubby has packed me out of the house cos I’m glued to the TV cos of your show. * Lerato needs to be on Dr 90210 for a tummy tuck, and not on BBA. * Is hair washing a taboo in the BBA hse? If so, it explains all the scratching. Yuck! * Bertha you need to win to boost Zim’s economy. * Tatiana pliz put some clothes on, u really look like a locust. * The Angolan is seeking male attention and I’ve seen the blonde dye is fading. * Is Humpty Dumpty still sitting on the wall? It seems Lerato has swallowed him. * Is Code a potential hobo? Can someone give him a bath pliz! * Meryl you look terrible without the fake hair. * BB tell Richard to have a bath or he’ll have fleas down there! * Kwaku, me and my wife are divorcing on Monday becoz of you. * We told Maureen to go for the money, she heard wrong and went for the MONKEY! * Lerato looks like a pregnant Teletubby. * BB look what you’ve done – you have made me late for work AGAIN. * I thought the word DUMB had been abolished until I saw Max trying to solve the puzzle! * Code: This is Randall. Pliz put that guitar where the sun don’t shine. You are killing me! – Compiled by Tonderai Katswara- Compiled by Tonderai Katswara