From The Twittersphere

TIME to tune in to June; time to get serious about 2017. If you don’t have the stamina, just go with the #covfefe! Never forget: YOLO but tweets are forever.

@JrNdilula: The most dangerous aunties, the gossip monger aunties, are the ones who position themselves in a corner where they can see who comes and goes. #weddings

@Treezy100: I have unlocked elder levels of being taken kuukololo (into corners) at weddings.

@Uli_tala: Nothing good ever comes out from a statement that begins with “meme/tate winya” (that one).

@lahyahaininga: Gal Level blessed us with ‘Shake It’ and Namibians shook it! Coincidentally, came out when ‘hey mama’ skirts were trending. It was lit.

@DahliaMystique: Twitter people are not your friends. Say it with me: Twitter people are not your friends.

@MariaNepembe: The problem with people on here is they just tweet because they want likes and RTs. No boundaries!!!

@yambwa_: A bullet cannot be stopped once it leaves the gun. “Literally, this means everything we say cannot be reversed…”

@securingthebag: Double standards up in here, yo. People troll other people including their families, etc, and then when others do it to them, they catch (feelings). Wau.

@GappyNappyKori: If you inherited $100 million, would you help out any of your followers? RT @Shawnife_: Yeah sure, I’ll help them with daily motivational success tweets.

@homieej: Get pregnant, you’ll find out who your real friends are. I promise you that. RT @TerryisBetter: Damn ma, ain’t no other way to find out? This is kinda extreme.

@LiquoriceKiki: Women are told to “be careful”, while men are told to “be strong”. All problematic.

@Malcolm_Munyaza: True equality means holding everyone accountable in the same way, regardless of race, gender, faith, ethnicity.

@akaCorbinDallas: Twitter is definitely the drunk table at the Facebook wedding reception.

@hallaboutafrica: In Rwanda, all presidential candidates must clear their social media posts with the election commission, to avoid Trump-like Twitter rants.

@drstef: It’s like whenever the national anthem is playing, Trump hears “happy birthday to me”.

@stiebahl: Is ‘liker of things’ something you’d add to your speaker’s profile? I’m tempted.

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