From The Twittersphere

AFRICAN connections, Namibian disconnections, office reflections and … bank rejections! Just another manic Monday, or maybe not, for the Twitterati, as they thread the 140 narrative.

@DavidTocks: Namibia is indeed a land of opportunities, a private clinic winning a road construction tender?@Pendazano_gbb: Want to wake in a place I don’t know one day, but hopefully not because I was kidnapped by #Kony though.@101Vict0r: Jay Spearing [Liverpool player] has an African man’s head.@Sentletse: Africa can no longer entirely use its colonial history as a defence against lack of social and economic progress. Young people rebel.@CotaGsmile: Mara, Tim and Kazenambo are more popular than Tate Pohamba on Twitter@101Vict0r: #CelebsThatShouldRunForPresident Paulus Moses. He seems to be good at fighting, crime.Tripping@crazynellz: The question I ask ne, is: is it necessary to shout on the phone when sitting in an open plan office? My ears weep…@FilemonFly: My brain refuses to wake up. Not even meteorite juice works, feel like a hungover varsity student.@Sara_Nghels101: At bank. Where out of 5 tellers only 2 aren’t closed and the 2 take turns on who disappears 4 a longer time. #banksorrows@KapanduH: That awesome moment when you find money in your clothes when doing laundry…Hood Prose@laVidaLoca_NA: Death by this soulja boy in this taxi. ‘fast like a nascar/lion madagascar/’. Monday = made.@Sisal_Draulix45: I’m a man, I’ma make a new plan, Time for me to just stand up, and travel new landPassing Shots@Montberte: He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.@DoritosOverHoes: If she supports Arsenal, she’s a ‘ride-or-die’, dog. If she supports Chelsea, she’ll leave you for a richer man.@Will_Smith: Dear 4th grader on facebook, How are you in a complicated relationship? What’d he do, steal your animal crackers?@MTCNamibia: Please note: additional data charges will apply to all callers speaking in Damara/Nama – to support the use of #!%/!# (clicks)- Compiled by Jean Sutherland from twitter.com

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