Big Brother Africa: Quirky SMSes

Big Brother Africa: Quirky SMSes

* Please call the police. The Big Brother show has just been killed.

* Thanks Biggie. With the last of the entertainers out, we can now watch all our other programmes. * Not even my dog wants the leftovers from this house.* It’s a pity Lerato didn’t throw Code’s flipping guitar in the Jacuzzi on her way out.* Don’t insult the kitchen utensils by comparing them to Maureen. They have feelings too.* The bold and the beautiful. Lerato we’re proud of you.* Bertha is mother to Kwaku and grandmother to Meryl.* Ofunneka has that jersey got muti (in it) or what?* Richie, real men don’t cheat.* Richard, now that you’ve had your fun with Tati you want your wife again.* Hell no, Biggie, this is so boring. Please exchange the remaining housemates with the evicted ones.Compiled by Jean Sutherland* Not even my dog wants the leftovers from this house.* It’s a pity Lerato didn’t throw Code’s flipping guitar in the Jacuzzi on her way out.* Don’t insult the kitchen utensils by comparing them to Maureen. They have feelings too.* The bold and the beautiful. Lerato we’re proud of you.* Bertha is mother to Kwaku and grandmother to Meryl.* Ofunneka has that jersey got muti (in it) or what? * Richie, real men don’t cheat.* Richard, now that you’ve had your fun with Tati you want your wife again.* Hell no, Biggie, this is so boring. Please exchange the remaining housemates with the evicted ones.Compiled by Jean Sutherland

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