Big Brother Africa: Quirky SMSes

* No wonder the cameras were following Meryl, Max and Lerato, they were entertainers.

* Bertha who is paying you to be this fake. Take the money and buy shampoo and take a hike. * Guys, Bertha and Kwaku look bored in the house, let’s help them get out.* How long do we have to watch four children kissing, lying around, no constructive talk.* Tatiana, you suck. Beauty without brains.* All this grooming of each other … have seen before on National Geographic.* Lerato, I miss you. The house is so boring.* Lerato since you left, the house looks like an empty tin, with lots of blah, blah, blah.* Biggie please put all the housemates up for eviction on Monday.* Bertha passed away, no one noticed. R.I.P.* BB please bring Meryl as a special guest.* Biggie you should record Kwaku speaking and sell the CDs as a cure for insomnia.* Big Brother please remind Ofunneka she is a Housemate not a HousemaidCompiled by Mukalya Nampito and Tonderai Katswara* Guys, Bertha and Kwaku look bored in the house, let’s help them get out.* How long do we have to watch four children kissing, lying around, no constructive talk.* Tatiana, you suck. Beauty without brains.* All this grooming of each other … have seen before on National Geographic.* Lerato, I miss you. The house is so boring.* Lerato since you left, the house looks like an empty tin, with lots of blah, blah, blah.* Biggie please put all the housemates up for eviction on Monday.* Bertha passed away, no one noticed. R.I.P.* BB please bring Meryl as a special guest.* Biggie you should record Kwaku speaking and sell the CDs as a cure for insomnia.* Big Brother please remind Ofunneka she is a Housemate not a Housemaid Compiled by Mukalya Nampito and Tonderai Katswara

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