Big Brother Africa: Funny SMSes

* I haven’t heard a single word from Jeff today and yet people wanted him in there! Is he contributing quietness? Is that it?

* Jeff needs a drink form the fountain of youth! * This is the National Immigration Branch. Housemates please check your visas. Tomorrow we start deporting.* Jeff’s memory stick is virus free. He didn’t download from any computers in the house.* I love Tati. My wife also knows it and she understands.* Eat, drink and be Meryl!* Nneka stop cleaning after those slobs. You are not their maid! We love you still.* Big Brother – this is Papa Justice, please send baby Justice home.* Justice for President of the United States of Africa!* Big Brother help me – I need to transport my cattle to Namibia. Meryl will you marry me?* Maureen can only say ‘Ofune mama … blah blah blah … whatever … Oh My Lord …’ She is dumb!* The majority of men are obsessed with Meryl’s body because there is one thing on their mind …* Lerato and Meryl went to the penthouse, yes, in Penthouse that’s where they belong! – Compiled by Tonderai Katswara – Compiled by Tonderai Katswara* This is the National Immigration Branch. Housemates please check your visas. Tomorrow we start deporting.* Jeff’s memory stick is virus free. He didn’t download from any computers in the house.* I love Tati. My wife also knows it and she understands.* Eat, drink and be Meryl! * Nneka stop cleaning after those slobs. You are not their maid! We love you still.* Big Brother – this is Papa Justice, please send baby Justice home.* Justice for President of the United States of Africa! * Big Brother help me – I need to transport my cattle to Namibia. Meryl will you marry me? * Maureen can only say ‘Ofune mama … blah blah blah … whatever … Oh My Lord …’ She is dumb! * The majority of men are obsessed with Meryl’s body because there is one thing on their mind …* Lerato and Meryl went to the penthouse, yes, in Penthouse that’s where they belong! – Compiled by Tonderai Katswara – Compiled by Tonderai Katswara