Big Brother Africa: Funny SMSes

Big Brother Africa: Funny SMSes

* Kwaku walks funny, like a duck on crack.

* I declare BBA officially closed due to poor ratings because of boring housemates. * When Meryl left, da shine left da house. We MISS her!* Who is Maureen? Is she coming to the house this week? That would be unfair because 43 days have gone and she is not there yet.* Meryl, sum times we only know a good thing when we lose it. Africa is sorry. PLEEEZZZ cum bak.* If Bertha’s a lawyer, then I’m the Pope!* Richard is a bit of handsome and beauty with no brains.* Tatiana reminds me of Liewe Heksie.* Get the cling wrap off Code.* Bertha, God is waiting for you … and so is Meryl.* Richard is a d***head.* Maureen must be designing for an old-age home.* Why is Nekka ironing dish towels?* Bertha you even suck as a substitute.* Maureen has dumbed down Code. He doesn’t have an opinion any more.* Bertha’s twice the size of Meryl, but half the woman.Compiled by Jean Sutherland* When Meryl left, da shine left da house. We MISS her! * Who is Maureen? Is she coming to the house this week? That would be unfair because 43 days have gone and she is not there yet.* Meryl, sum times we only know a good thing when we lose it. Africa is sorry. PLEEEZZZ cum bak.* If Bertha’s a lawyer, then I’m the Pope! * Richard is a bit of handsome and beauty with no brains.* Tatiana reminds me of Liewe Heksie.* Get the cling wrap off Code.* Bertha, God is waiting for you … and so is Meryl.* Richard is a d***head.* Maureen must be designing for an old-age home.* Why is Nekka ironing dish towels? * Bertha you even suck as a substitute.* Maureen has dumbed down Code. He doesn’t have an opinion any more.* Bertha’s twice the size of Meryl, but half the woman.Compiled by Jean Sutherland

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