Big Brother Africa: Funny SMSes

* BERTHA must GO. If I want to watch snakes I’ll switch to National Geographic.

* Code, good luck. You are the loin of Africa. * IF there was a fight between Maureen and dead wood, dead wood would win hands down.* Yes, Maureen, you are a girl … that’s brillllllliant!* It’s payback time for Bertha. Remember Meryl? (from Cynthia in Namibia)* BBA is going to end with the pot and the hotwater bottle. How boring!* Lerato was busy eating the apples. She forgot they were part of the task (head of house challenge).* Bertha, God works in mysterious ways. Remember all those names you called Maureen?* Richard, you shout at Tati like she’s your wife.* Maureen’s also a snake. The only difference is that she’s a boring black mamba.* Richard is a she-man, a big gossiper.* Maureen comes with a health warning: a pretty face with no brains attached.* Some of you, think before you text (to the BBA SMS strip). You have diarrhoea of the fingers and constipation of the mind.* Hey, this is BBA not BB Hate Someone.* Lerato must swap legs with Bertha.* Bertha needs to be saved … from herself. Good Christians unite, vote Bertha out.* This one’s on Meryl! Bertha, pack yr bags, tuck in your sags and vamoose! GO!* Shout, Shout, let it all out. Bertha OUT.* Bertha needs a berth outside the house. OUT with B!Compiled by Jean Sutherland* Catch all the BBA2 action on Channel 37, DStv.* IF there was a fight between Maureen and dead wood, dead wood would win hands down.* Yes, Maureen, you are a girl … that’s brillllllliant! * It’s payback time for Bertha. Remember Meryl? (from Cynthia in Namibia) * BBA is going to end with the pot and the hotwater bottle. How boring! * Lerato was busy eating the apples. She forgot they were part of the task (head of house challenge).* Bertha, God works in mysterious ways. Remember all those names you called Maureen? * Richard, you shout at Tati like she’s your wife.* Maureen’s also a snake. The only difference is that she’s a boring black mamba.* Richard is a she-man, a big gossiper.* Maureen comes with a health warning: a pretty face with no brains attached.* Some of you, think before you text (to the BBA SMS strip). You have diarrhoea of the fingers and constipation of the mind.* Hey, this is BBA not BB Hate Someone.* Lerato must swap legs with Bertha.* Bertha needs to be saved … from herself. Good Christians unite, vote Bertha out.* This one’s on Meryl! Bertha, pack yr bags, tuck in your sags and vamoose! GO! * Shout, Shout, let it all out. Bertha OUT.* Bertha needs a berth outside the house. OUT with B! Compiled by Jean Sutherland * Catch all the BBA2 action on Channel 37, DStv.