* Cleaning is not entertaining Ofunneka!
* Biggie, Bertha needs medical attention … a panic attack is no joke! * Lerato, I don’t like the way you lick utensils while cooking.* I just love Lerato, she is so real and so 2007* When it comes to issues of food Lerato is always active.* Y is Kwaku talking to Ofunneka about kissing? Does he want her? Kwaku is a playa!* Ofunneka. The FUN-MAMA! Wow! Housemates need to bring out the fun in them.* Maureen is desperately looking for marriage and not the one million.* Bertha you are a fool. Kwaku is not into you, he is just using you.* Maureen and Code have been kissing the whole day. Please go wash your mouths!* People are starving in Zim and yet all Bertha can talk about are her luxuries. Shame on u!* Lerato is a girl with balls. She hits balless Richard where it hurts the most. U go gal!* Maureen has made Code handsome.* Kwaku is navy blue.* Maureen, is this your first romantic encounter? You are disgusting.* Bertha, what made you lose your sheep skin and expose your wolf skin? – Compiled by Tonderai Katswara and Mukalya Nampito* Lerato, I don’t like the way you lick utensils while cooking.* I just love Lerato, she is so real and so 2007 * When it comes to issues of food Lerato is always active.* Y is Kwaku talking to Ofunneka about kissing? Does he want her? Kwaku is a playa! * Ofunneka. The FUN-MAMA! Wow! Housemates need to bring out the fun in them.* Maureen is desperately looking for marriage and not the one million.* Bertha you are a fool. Kwaku is not into you, he is just using you.* Maureen and Code have been kissing the whole day. Please go wash your mouths! * People are starving in Zim and yet all Bertha can talk about are her luxuries. Shame on u! * Lerato is a girl with balls. She hits balless Richard where it hurts the most. U go gal! * Maureen has made Code handsome.* Kwaku is navy blue.* Maureen, is this your first romantic encounter? You are disgusting.* Bertha, what made you lose your sheep skin and expose your wolf skin? – Compiled by Tonderai Katswara and Mukalya Nampito
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