Big Brother Africa: Funny SMSes

* Maureen looks like she’s been in a famine. Lerato looks like she caused the famine.

* Is Bertha a hypocrite or a hippo crit? * Richard and Tati, Lerato and Max, Kwaku and Meryl, why not Jeff and the giraffe?* Ofunneka would be be a good security guard because she doesn’t sleep (from Namibia!).* Stop criticising Tati, it takes two to tangle.* Code is a pig.* Don’t insult da pigs … Code is a hog. – Miss Piggie* I bet you my father’s coffin Meryl will win. I will die for her. – Dr Asem* In Namibia, we don’t have chairs. Meryl is only trying to be proudly Namibian. (response to SMSes criticising Meryl for sitting on the table)* Meryl is a million-dollar baby.* Meryl should be jailed until she’s 50, she’s a threat to men!* Meryl, you’re not on MTV.* If you don’t want to evict Ofunneka, please evict the jersey!* WARNING to all those going to Justice’s eviction party, be prepared for one heck of a debate! (Justice’s eviction party was held on Saturday night)* Justice will be drunk and deny his party is his eviction party.* Biggie, Botswana is not happy that Lerato swallowed Justice. She must please spit him out.* Tatiana, you are a real groovist.Compiled by Jean Sutherland* Richard and Tati, Lerato and Max, Kwaku and Meryl, why not Jeff and the giraffe? * Ofunneka would be be a good security guard because she doesn’t sleep (from Namibia!).* Stop criticising Tati, it takes two to tangle.* Code is a pig.* Don’t insult da pigs … Code is a hog. – Miss Piggie * I bet you my father’s coffin Meryl will win. I will die for her. – Dr Asem * In Namibia, we don’t have chairs. Meryl is only trying to be proudly Namibian. (response to SMSes criticising Meryl for sitting on the table) * Meryl is a million-dollar baby.* Meryl should be jailed until she’s 50, she’s a threat to men! * Meryl, you’re not on MTV.* If you don’t want to evict Ofunneka, please evict the jersey! * WARNING to all those going to Justice’s eviction party, be prepared for one heck of a debate! (Justice’s eviction party was held on Saturday night) * Justice will be drunk and deny his party is his eviction party.* Biggie, Botswana is not happy that Lerato swallowed Justice. She must please spit him out.* Tatiana, you are a real groovist.Compiled by Jean Sutherland