Big Brother Africa: Funny SMSes

* Is it Oldfunneka or Awfulnneka?

* This is Big Brother competition, not Big Brother copulation! * Richard has an MBA – Married But Available.* When are we going to be invited to the mass wedding at the BB house?* Maureen blye, blye, blye!!!* Code is the oldest but has the smallest brain. Always discussing others. I didn’t think I would ever say this, but Justice was the brains in the house.* BB why are your cameras off Richard and Tati for so long? Are they doing something that wifey shouldn’t see?* I am a widow for two years now, but after seeing Richard’s AK47, I wish my hubby was alive!* Lerato you’re really on heat, please take a cold shower to cool down.- Compiled by Tonderai Katswara* Richard has an MBA – Married But Available.* When are we going to be invited to the mass wedding at the BB house? * Maureen blye, blye, blye!!! * Code is the oldest but has the smallest brain. Always discussing others. I didn’t think I would ever say this, but Justice was the brains in the house.* BB why are your cameras off Richard and Tati for so long? Are they doing something that wifey shouldn’t see? * I am a widow for two years now, but after seeing Richard’s AK47, I wish my hubby was alive! * Lerato you’re really on heat, please take a cold shower to cool down.- Compiled by Tonderai Katswara

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