Big Brother Africa: Funny SMSes

Big Brother Africa: Funny SMSes

* Richard’s wife will be at Tatiana’s eviction with her boxing gloves. Hee hee!!

* There is a cheating Richard in every man and a wild Meryl in every woman! * Bertha has dumped the Bible for Kwaku.* I am designing a new condom called LeRax after Lerato and Max.* I believe the organisers of Big Brother are descendants of Sodom and Gomorrah.* Meryl is fly. Bertha is sly and not very shy.* I remember that Bertha is a lawyer and what do lawyers do? Lie, lie and lie!* No guys, you got it all wrong! Maureen is not a fashion DESIGNER but a fashion DISASTER!* I dont like to sleep alone, please Biggy invite me to the BBA house.* Just imagine Code on top of Maureen … Eish! * If I was in the house, I would have hooked up with Biggy himself cos his voice drives me crazy!* Whenever Kwaku opens his mouth to speak I switch to Jerry Springer to prove that the guy sucks!* Richard your ‘python’ is longer than your IQ! – Compiled by Tonderai Katswara* Bertha has dumped the Bible for Kwaku.* I am designing a new condom called LeRax after Lerato and Max.* I believe the organisers of Big Brother are descendants of Sodom and Gomorrah.* Meryl is fly. Bertha is sly and not very shy.* I remember that Bertha is a lawyer and what do lawyers do? Lie, lie and lie! * No guys, you got it all wrong! Maureen is not a fashion DESIGNER but a fashion DISASTER! * I dont like to sleep alone, please Biggy invite me to the BBA house.* Just imagine Code on top of Maureen … Eish! * If I was in the house, I would have hooked up with Biggy himself cos his voice drives me crazy! * Whenever Kwaku opens his mouth to speak I switch to Jerry Springer to prove that the guy sucks! * Richard your ‘python’ is longer than your IQ! – Compiled by Tonderai Katswara

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