Big Brother Africa: Funny SMSes

* Bertha floats on crutches and stings like a B.

* Ofunneka has now become a traditional marriage counsellor. * Meryl at her worst is better than Bertha.* Richard, your wife’s going to kill you. I think you should stay in the house forever.* I see people … dead (boring) people … the life has gone out of the show. Come back Meryl.* Meryl has left, I’ve traded in my TV.* Kwaku, you walk as though you have haemorrhoids.* Bertha, I didn’t know the serpent from the Garden of Eden had survived.* Code’s getting a guzzler’s boep.* Bertha is a sssssssnake, a big-footed snake.* Send the two grannies Code and Max home.* Bertha is the house’s Jezebel.* Code, are you still there? Or did you leave with Jeff?* Ofunekka! Shouldn’t it be Ofuknickers?* One tequila, two tequilas, three tequilas … floored.* Richard, you laugh like a donkey … hee, haw, hee, haw, hee, haw.* Ofunneka has tasted forbidden fruit and been set free.* Code is now Maureen’s lap dawg.* Tat, stop wearing bright colours, it makes you look neon.* Maureen is a designing woman.* Bertha should have stayed a school prefect.* Code’s hair makes him look like an old spinster.* Richard and Tati, is it Indecent Proposal part 2?Compiled by Jean Sutherland* Meryl at her worst is better than Bertha.* Richard, your wife’s going to kill you. I think you should stay in the house forever.* I see people … dead (boring) people … the life has gone out of the show. Come back Meryl.* Meryl has left, I’ve traded in my TV.* Kwaku, you walk as though you have haemorrhoids.* Bertha, I didn’t know the serpent from the Garden of Eden had survived.* Code’s getting a guzzler’s boep.* Bertha is a sssssssnake, a big-footed snake.* Send the two grannies Code and Max home.* Bertha is the house’s Jezebel.* Code, are you still there? Or did you leave with Jeff? * Ofunekka! Shouldn’t it be Ofuknickers? * One tequila, two tequilas, three tequilas … floored.* Richard, you laugh like a donkey … hee, haw, hee, haw, hee, haw.* Ofunneka has tasted forbidden fruit and been set free.* Code is now Maureen’s lap dawg.* Tat, stop wearing bright colours, it makes you look neon.* Maureen is a designing woman.* Bertha should have stayed a school prefect.* Code’s hair makes him look like an old spinster.* Richard and Tati, is it Indecent Proposal part 2? Compiled by Jean Sutherland

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