Big Brother Africa: Dreadlock domination…

Big Brother Africa: Dreadlock domination…

GREETINGS from the glorious nation of Kazakhstan! No, this is not Borat, usile 🙂 It’s your BBA nation space in disguise.

But Borat is on your side! He has shapeshifted a message warning that he will whack hard cheese at the enemies of the glorious, non-benefit nation of BBA 2 if unmighty, unpatriotic, anti-unBBA forces try to bamboozle the nation. Jagshemash! So any of you harbouring nuclear resentments against the honourable Nation of BBA, in Borat’s words, “wow wow wee waa!” If Borat does not like, Borat will make glorious with the not very nice! Be warned.And that’s about the only good news I have for BBA followers, especially Richiana fans, this week.Not nice.Today’s news is just not nice.Seems wife Ricki, has her husband firmly under her Canuck thumb.But as with any Rich-Ricki news, there is an element of uncertainty: in this case whether Richard wants to be under her thumb or not, or whether he’s paying his dues.Diehard Richiana fans think Ricki’s laying a guilt trip on Richard, and that he’s being made to do penance for his love of Tatiana.What’s more, all signs are that Ricki is crowing like a rooster in a mating coop, and marking her territory like a bitch in heat.AND it seems like she’s hellbent on rubbing Richiana fans’ faces in it …She’s spilling gloat all over her blog.Under the category ‘description’, she’s posted: ‘Richard’s wife FOREVER AND ALWAYS’; and under a photo of her with Richard, purportedly posted on December 5, the caption reads: ‘Richard and me POST big brother’, and under description: ‘Together again’.Seems she’s cashing in big time, but only time will tell just how rich she really is.The wave of sympathy Ricki engendered as the ‘cheated-on wife’ is vanishing fast; a groundswell of animosity is building, and building fast.She is now being labelled the manager-damager.Even Imelda Marcos is starting to look loved in comparison.And Ricki should be warned, you do not mess with Richiana fans, or Richard fans for that matter.Often it’s not what you do, but how you do it that counts.And breasting like a cockatoo doesn’t cut it, not with the fans nor on the scale of nice.Jagshemash! So any of you harbouring nuclear resentments against the honourable Nation of BBA, in Borat’s words, “wow wow wee waa!” If Borat does not like, Borat will make glorious with the not very nice! Be warned.And that’s about the only good news I have for BBA followers, especially Richiana fans, this week.Not nice.Today’s news is just not nice.Seems wife Ricki, has her husband firmly under her Canuck thumb.But as with any Rich-Ricki news, there is an element of uncertainty: in this case whether Richard wants to be under her thumb or not, or whether he’s paying his dues.Diehard Richiana fans think Ricki’s laying a guilt trip on Richard, and that he’s being made to do penance for his love of Tatiana.What’s more, all signs are that Ricki is crowing like a rooster in a mating coop, and marking her territory like a bitch in heat.AND it seems like she’s hellbent on rubbing Richiana fans’ faces in it …She’s spilling gloat all over her blog.Under the category ‘description’, she’s posted: ‘Richard’s wife FOREVER AND ALWAYS’; and under a photo of her with Richard, purportedly posted on December 5, the caption reads: ‘Richard and me POST big brother’, and under description: ‘Together again’.Seems she’s cashing in big time, but only time will tell just how rich she really is.The wave of sympathy Ricki engendered as the ‘cheated-on wife’ is vanishing fast; a groundswell of animosity is building, and building fast.She is now being labelled the manager-damager.Even Imelda Marcos is starting to look loved in comparison.And Ricki should be warned, you do not mess with Richiana fans, or Richard fans for that matter.Often it’s not what you do, but how you do it that counts.And breasting like a cockatoo doesn’t cut it, not with the fans nor on the scale of nice.

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