– Big Brother Africa 3: Real Time: Quirky SMSes

A SELECTION of messages from across Africa appearing on the BBA3 text strip: * IS Morris playing with a full deck or a fool’s deck.

* MORRIS, it’s OK … u can come out of the closet now.You feel me? * IF this was an Animal Planet documentary, Thami would surely win.* THAMI + BBA = cash flow.* WHAT is Thami doing in the house not even he knows.He doesn’t even know why he laughs.* THAMI is only active when intoxicated.* THAMI should write a laughing verse …and Tawana a screaming and crying verse [for the ‘Poverty’ song].* THAMI and Hazel have the best table manners.* AND that’s supposed to entertain me? Duh.* TAWANA’S bum is slowly chewing her trousers.* MIMI has a hair crisis.Help! * I GOT u now Mimi …I will be all over u like a Chinese suit.* SOUTH AFRICA you are doomed.Your hyena has been spotted.* SADC is protecting weak housemates.* SHEILA paid for the sins of TK.- Compiled by Jean Sutherlandu can come out of the closet now.You feel me? * IF this was an Animal Planet documentary, Thami would surely win.* THAMI + BBA = cash flow.* WHAT is Thami doing in the house not even he knows.He doesn’t even know why he laughs.* THAMI is only active when intoxicated.* THAMI should write a laughing verse …and Tawana a screaming and crying verse [for the ‘Poverty’ song].* THAMI and Hazel have the best table manners.* AND that’s supposed to entertain me? Duh.* TAWANA’S bum is slowly chewing her trousers.* MIMI has a hair crisis.Help! * I GOT u now Mimi …I will be all over u like a Chinese suit.* SOUTH AFRICA you are doomed.Your hyena has been spotted.* SADC is protecting weak housemates.* SHEILA paid for the sins of TK.- Compiled by Jean Sutherland