Big Brother Africa 3: Quirky SMSes

A SELECTION of messages from across Africa appearing on the BBA3 text strip: * LUCILLE, you were like a candle in the wind.

* BIGGIE, I miss my pretty Lucy. * COMRADE Lucille we are united behind you.* LU come back! * BBA3 fans don’t know how to vote.* TK is the epitome of pathetic.* IT feels like a horror movie and TK is de monster.* THE jersey has issues.* HAZEL has gone to voicemail.Or have you swallowed some glue? * HAZEL.We know u can clean.* TAWANA u too short.Get some extra sheen on your hooves.* UTI, can you do me a favour and take that anger out on TK.* NA, na, na, Uti should act like a banana and split.* HEY pool girl, please clean out Uti’s mouth too.* FLIP Hazel, please try to do something wrong, just once.Please.* MORRIS, MORRIS …where art thou Morris? * WHERE’S Morris? * MORRIS is so forgettable I’m worried the housemates will forget to nominate him.* MORRISsssss …come out wherever you are.* FASHION police arrest Thami.* RICCO we are sick and tired of counting your ribs.Wear something.* TK is a dictator.* A HEAD of House should only serve two terms.* IF you’re beautiful, don’t apply 4 Big Brother coz you’ll get out soon, e.g.Lucille.Compiled by Jean Sutherland* COMRADE Lucille we are united behind you.* LU come back! * BBA3 fans don’t know how to vote.* TK is the epitome of pathetic.* IT feels like a horror movie and TK is de monster.* THE jersey has issues.* HAZEL has gone to voicemail.Or have you swallowed some glue? * HAZEL.We know u can clean.* TAWANA u too short.Get some extra sheen on your hooves.* UTI, can you do me a favour and take that anger out on TK.* NA, na, na, Uti should act like a banana and split.* HEY pool girl, please clean out Uti’s mouth too.* FLIP Hazel, please try to do something wrong, just once.Please.* MORRIS, MORRIS …where art thou Morris? * WHERE’S Morris? * MORRIS is so forgettable I’m worried the housemates will forget to nominate him.* MORRISsssss …come out wherever you are.* FASHION police arrest Thami.* RICCO we are sick and tired of counting your ribs.Wear something.* TK is a dictator.* A HEAD of House should only serve two terms.* IF you’re beautiful, don’t apply 4 Big Brother coz you’ll get out soon, e.g.Lucille.Compiled by Jean Sutherland