Big Brother Africa 3: Quirky SMSes

Big Brother Africa 3: Quirky SMSes

A SELECTION of messages from across Africa appearing on the BBA3 text strip: * IF Tawana doesn’t win, at least she’ll walk out with a masters degree in BJs.

* MUNYA’S clothes and shoes are way too big for him. Did he shrink in the pool or what? * THAMI might be lazy, but TK is lazy fat.* DEAR Big Brother, I pray dat Fat Albert is nominated tomorrow.* UTI respected himself and Lucille.He gave her safe distance.* RICCO, u remind me of an old-age home.* THE only skill Thami has is sleeping with his mouth open.* TENSION z so thick (in the house), it calls for a hacksaw.* I NOW believe that luv is blind.Just look at Sheila with TK.* TK, when I look at you I just feel tired.* TK is like the undertaker in the house, he sweeps people out.* TK has been drunk on power.* TK should be stripped of his title and put up for eviction (because of alleged cheating).* REAL men don’t follow fashion like slaves, they wear their jerseys with joy.* GUYS …that jersey comes with a pair of sunglasses at Pep.* NAMIBIA must give SADC a mandate as to what to do with TK.* LUCILLE, die huis is flou sonder jou …- Compiled by Jean SutherlandDid he shrink in the pool or what? * THAMI might be lazy, but TK is lazy fat.* DEAR Big Brother, I pray dat Fat Albert is nominated tomorrow.* UTI respected himself and Lucille.He gave her safe distance.* RICCO, u remind me of an old-age home.* THE only skill Thami has is sleeping with his mouth open.* TENSION z so thick (in the house), it calls for a hacksaw.* I NOW believe that luv is blind.Just look at Sheila with TK.* TK, when I look at you I just feel tired.* TK is like the undertaker in the house, he sweeps people out.* TK has been drunk on power.* TK should be stripped of his title and put up for eviction (because of alleged cheating).* REAL men don’t follow fashion like slaves, they wear their jerseys with joy.* GUYS …that jersey comes with a pair of sunglasses at Pep.* NAMIBIA must give SADC a mandate as to what to do with TK.* LUCILLE, die huis is flou sonder jou …- Compiled by Jean Sutherland

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