Big Brother Africa 3: Quirky SMSes

A SELECTION of messages from across Africa appearing on the BBA3 text strip: * THAMI + the money = Thamillionaire.

* WHY is Thami so quiet, is his battery flat? * TAWANA and her goats 4 the money. * AT least Tawana has goats, what do you have? * WHAT’S smaller than a peanut? Oh, it’s Morris’ brain.* OUR mission is to break up Sheila and TK, our vision is to get TK out.* SHEILA, did yr mama not tell u if u play with snakes u get bitten.U made yr bed now like in it.* MORRIS, u with your one tone voice is driving me crazy.* [BARACK] Obama and Sheila are African heroes.* SHEILA is dirt proof and she doesn’t pupp (sic).* I’M voting Sheila out.Even the doves in the BB garden are now cooing F …you, F … you.* TK, the bigger you are, the harder you fall.* WHO the hell told TK he can rap? * TK has been offered a part in the film ‘Buffalo Bill’. He plays the buffalo.* OH NO, Mimi stuck her fingaz in the electrical socket again.* ANYONE who thinks Sheila is loud is genetically unAfrican.- And they haven’t even heard Conrad Angula! – Jean * LUCI is a sweet, innocent and entertaining girl brought down by a stalker called Munya.* YOU killed the show when u voted out LU and LATOYA.* LUCILLE was the best thing to happen in BB history.- Compiled by Jean Sutherland* AT least Tawana has goats, what do you have? * WHAT’S smaller than a peanut? Oh, it’s Morris’ brain.* OUR mission is to break up Sheila and TK, our vision is to get TK out.* SHEILA, did yr mama not tell u if u play with snakes u get bitten.U made yr bed now like in it.* MORRIS, u with your one tone voice is driving me crazy.* [BARACK] Obama and Sheila are African heroes.* SHEILA is dirt proof and she doesn’t pupp (sic).* I’M voting Sheila out.Even the doves in the BB garden are now cooing F …you, F … you.* TK, the bigger you are, the harder you fall.* WHO the hell told TK he can rap? * TK has been offered a part in the film ‘Buffalo Bill’. He plays the buffalo.* OH NO, Mimi stuck her fingaz in the electrical socket again.* ANYONE who thinks Sheila is loud is genetically unAfrican.- And they haven’t even heard Conrad Angula! – Jean * LUCI is a sweet, innocent and entertaining girl brought down by a stalker called Munya.* YOU killed the show when u voted out LU and LATOYA.* LUCILLE was the best thing to happen in BB history.- Compiled by Jean Sutherland