Big Brother Africa 3: Quirky SMSes

Big Brother Africa 3: Quirky SMSes

A SELECTION of messages from across Africa appearing on the BBA3 text strip: * I’M exasperated by the exuberance of TK’s pomposity.

* TK tog, you don’t know what reality is any more. * * MORRIS, the son of man, u go brotha.* MORRIS, let’s keep it closet and gangster.* JULIUS [Malema of the ANC Youth League].please recall Thami.The comrade is behaving like a counter-revolutionary.* SHARK Attack [Thami] talks like Julius Malema.* HOME Simpson has more game than Thami.* RICCO the trendsetter, Munya the copy and paste.* YES Munya, Tawana is your type.You deserve each other, not Lucille.* TAWANA, how does goat’s milk taste? * LULU must be thanking her lucky stars she escaped fake Munya.* WE always guessed Lucille was way too classy for Munya.Now we know.* TAWANA wants to break the BBA record.She wants to have all of them [men].* TAWANA is my shepherd, I shall not want …* TAWANA do not play Desperate Housewife in BBA please.* I’M going to church now to pray for the housemates.They will need it when they read the SMSes.* YOU people [rabid BBA viewers] only see and hear what you want.* LUCILLE, Uti and Sheila, miss u guys a lot.* LULU you’re still the best.* FACT: I’ve just decided I’m going to Namibia next month.* LUCILLE! Your legacy lives on 4 life!! – Compiled by Jean Sutherland* * MORRIS, the son of man, u go brotha.* MORRIS, let’s keep it closet and gangster.* JULIUS [Malema of the ANC Youth League].please recall Thami.The comrade is behaving like a counter-revolutionary.* SHARK Attack [Thami] talks like Julius Malema.* HOME Simpson has more game than Thami.* RICCO the trendsetter, Munya the copy and paste.* YES Munya, Tawana is your type.You deserve each other, not Lucille.* TAWANA, how does goat’s milk taste? * LULU must be thanking her lucky stars she escaped fake Munya.* WE always guessed Lucille was way too classy for Munya.Now we know.* TAWANA wants to break the BBA record.She wants to have all of them [men].* TAWANA is my shepherd, I shall not want …* TAWANA do not play Desperate Housewife in BBA please.* I’M going to church now to pray for the housemates.They will need it when they read the SMSes.* YOU people [rabid BBA viewers] only see and hear what you want.* LUCILLE, Uti and Sheila, miss u guys a lot.* LULU you’re still the best.* FACT: I’ve just decided I’m going to Namibia next month.* LUCILLE! Your legacy lives on 4 life!! – Compiled by Jean Sutherland

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