Big Brother Africa 3: Munya’s gone AWOL

MUNYA’S gone missing guys! Word on the street is that he has bunked up with some buxom blondes in the Big Brother Finland house.

No official word from Biggie as yet – all I know is, Saturday afternoon, Munya was called into the diary room – commended for an outstanding fortune cookie slogan – blindfolded and whisked away. All we’ve been told is that he has been given a first class air ticket to go and join another Big Brother house somewhere in the world.OOPS THEY DID IT AGAIN Finally some drama seems to be brewing and not a second too soon.I have to say, I was probably one of Munya’s biggest fans, I really loved his intelligence but just goes to show that even the most intelligent man in the world can switch things over when he thinks with his other head.After last week’s two-minute long grunt-and-moan session with Tawana, I can’t seem to look at his face any more without cringing.I was one of the unfortunate curious few who just had to see for themselves.Well, I can tell you – it was really nothing to write home about.I know Meme J fully briefed the public on Friday about the pair’s night-time storytelling – but I just have to get my word in.Why? Why? Why? Munya, couldn’t you just wait a few more weeks.Did you have to do the nasty on continental TV? Where anyone from your primary school teacher to your Mamma can judge your skills in the sack? At least if you had managed to show that you had some skills, you know – some acrobatics, a bit of the Kama Sutra and all – but no, that lousy display gets a 1 out of 10 for effort! Sorry dude.I could tell by his long silent stares in the days to follow that Munya must have seriously regretted his momentary weakness.Lying in the garden with his eyes shut, Munya looked like the ostrich that tries to bury its head in the sand.When Tawana tried to draw him out, he told her that he felt cheapened by the whole thing.Damn right! He also spouted some nonsense about the calibre of chicks dropping when you spread yourself around too much.Could he have been thinking of Lucille and what she might have to say about his two-minute slip? Anyways, he must not have regretted it that much because according to the official BBA site, the two got it on again in the early hours of Saturday morning.Well, wherever he is – I think it’s for the best.Let the viewers forget about his little premature problem for now and focus on other things.WILD AND WACKY MIMI Speaking of other things …Who know that all along Mimi and Ricco were actually getting something on under the duvet covers? I thought the extent of their relationship was mutual gossiping, scheming and conspiring only to find out on Saturday, when Mimi was in some kind of a weird ‘stare at myself in the mirror while dancing suggestively about’ zone, that the two have been snogging all along.Wonder what happened there? Did the pheromones bouncing out of Munya and Tawana’s bed affect Mimi’s brain? She did some dirty dancing in front of the mirror while the other housemates ate, gave the kitchen chair a lap dance and then got down on all fours and promptly kissed Ricco right there and then.Her weird gyrations went on for hours and prompted Morris to cover his head with a dishcloth and Munya to squirt some disinfectant around.Ricco wasn’t too impressed with her outing them either.He didn’t seem happy that their little secret was out in the open.Cautioning Mimi, he told her not to do anything she would regret later.This prompted her to exclaim loudly – “but we kiss each other every night”.”Yeah, but not in front of everybody,” said Ricco.Feeling a little embarrassed, Ricco? * Stay tuned to Channel 198, watch the daily shows on Channel 102 at 20h00 and check out tomorrow’s Namibian to see the latest post eviction interview.Keep sending your views, thoughts and opinions to bba@namibian.com.na.All we’ve been told is that he has been given a first class air ticket to go and join another Big Brother house somewhere in the world. OOPS THEY DID IT AGAIN Finally some drama seems to be brewing and not a second too soon.I have to say, I was probably one of Munya’s biggest fans, I really loved his intelligence but just goes to show that even the most intelligent man in the world can switch things over when he thinks with his other head.After last week’s two-minute long grunt-and-moan session with Tawana, I can’t seem to look at his face any more without cringing.I was one of the unfortunate curious few who just had to see for themselves.Well, I can tell you – it was really nothing to write home about.I know Meme J fully briefed the public on Friday about the pair’s night-time storytelling – but I just have to get my word in.Why? Why? Why? Munya, couldn’t you just wait a few more weeks.Did you have to do the nasty on continental TV? Where anyone from your primary school teacher to your Mamma can judge your skills in the sack? At least if you had managed to show that you had some skills, you know – some acrobatics, a bit of the Kama Sutra and all – but no, that lousy display gets a 1 out of 10 for effort! Sorry dude.I could tell by his long silent stares in the days to follow that Munya must have seriously regretted his momentary weakness.Lying in the garden with his eyes shut, Munya looked like the ostrich that tries to bury its head in the sand.When Tawana tried to draw him out, he told her that he felt cheapened by the whole thing.Damn right! He also spouted some nonsense about the calibre of chicks dropping when you spread yourself around too much.Could he have been thinking of Lucille and what she might have to say about his two-minute slip? Anyways, he must not have regretted it that much because according to the official BBA site, the two got it on again in the early hours of Saturday morning.Well, wherever he is – I think it’s for the best.Let the viewers forget about his little premature problem for now and focus on other things. WILD AND WACKY MIMI Speaking of other things …Who know that all along Mimi and Ricco were actually getting something on under the duvet covers? I thought the extent of their relationship was mutual gossiping, scheming and conspiring only to find out on Saturday, when Mimi was in some kind of a weird ‘stare at myself in the mirror while dancing suggestively about’ zone, that the two have been snogging all along.Wonder what happened there? Did the pheromones bouncing out of Munya and Tawana’s bed affect Mimi’s brain? She did some dirty dancing in front of the mirror while the other housemates ate, gave the kitchen chair a lap dance and then got down on all fours and promptly kissed Ricco right there and then.Her weird gyrations went on for hours and prompted Morris to cover his head with a dishcloth and Munya to squirt some disinfectant around.Ricco wasn’t too impressed with her outing them either.He didn’t seem happy that their little secret was out in the open.Cautioning Mimi, he told her not to do anything she would regret later.This prompted her to exclaim loudly – “but we kiss each other every night”.”Yeah, but not in front of everybody,” said Ricco.Feeling a little embarrassed, Ricco? * Stay tuned to Channel 198, watch the daily shows on Channel 102 at 20h00 and check out tomorrow’s Namibian to see the latest post eviction interview.Keep sending your views, thoughts and opinions to bba@namibian.com.na.