Big Brother Africa 3: Munya’s blonde moments

SEEMS Munya’s all blonde and boozed up in the Finnish Big Brother house, if the latest reports are anything to go by.

Bet your life they are! African men can only hope the ‘two-minute noodle man’ is not damaging their image after his premature performance with Tawana in the BBA3 house last week. Not only has Munya entered the pasta hall of infamy, but he doesn’t rate a mention in the African women’s guide to ‘The Art of Kissing’.In an interview with TVSA’s Tashi Tagg after she was evicted, Kenyan housemate Sheila indicated there’s no “shock and awe” when it comes to Munya and kissing, nor any fumbling towards ecstasy – only fumbling.Tashi: You rated the guys from worst to best kisser at one stage – is Thami the worst? Sheila: Munya because he just doesn’t know how to kiss.His lips are …he just doesn’t know what to do with his mouth.Now BBA3’s goat rider is reportedly locking lips with a luscious Finnish blonde called Cheryll.Sjoe guys, I fear that the goat rider may be making bok of your prowess on the international stage! ‘BOK DROL’ And boy, oh boy, does Munya think he’s the main bok.He walked into the Finnish house and breathlessly exclaimed how beautiful the women are! This was followed by comments to the women about how he has a thing for blondes! Sort that!! Y’all getting flashback to how he pestered Lucille and laid it on ….Now he’s laying the ‘love-at-first-sight’ treatment’ on Cheryll.Is there no end to this guy? Well actually we know that there is an end when it comes to performance! Still, what Munya-lascivious doesn’t know is that the Cheryll’s been involved with three of the guys in BB Finland.What Munya also doesn’t know is that he’s getting a lot of BBA viewers steamed up over some of the images of Africa he’s projecting.Hey, most peeps are glad we’re representing in Europe and only wish Munya well, but the dude needs to get with the programme.One Finn yesterday asked on a BBA blog if it’s “true what Munya told” that it’s normal that guys cheat on their wives in Africa, and that the wives “know that but don’t care”.The reply from an African female blogger: “Eish, why is Munya saying such things, did he tell you his sex lasts only for 1,5 minutes???” Otherwise it was a relatively uneventful day in the BBA3 house yesterday.The inmates have to make an African mask representing their cultures for Finnish housemate Johan to take back when he returns.Judging from their diary sessions yesterday, most housemates are not missing the goat rider.At all.Except for goat herder Tawana.In Finland the housemates’ task is to familiarise Munya with Finnish culture.MIMI TO THE MAX So loved the way Mimi took a pass on the niceties during her post-eviction interview and chastised BBA viewers.’Da Deeva’ stared the eviction crowd down and the BBA viewers in the eye and asked how they could possibly have evicted her.Dayum! You tell ’em Mimi! Give’em hell Mimi.Mimzo, aaaah laMimzo.I think the ‘Deeva’ should be made the entertainment czar of Africa! Yeah baby.Then she can banish killjoys like the power-crazed AMM (anti-Mimi movement) wannabes to St Helena or the boondocks! Sweet.Eish, those AMM texters on the BBA SMS strip show some of the worst traits of some of the worst dictators.Their TVs should be confiscated and they should be made to do hard labour.I was disappointed but not surprised that laMimzo had to take a bow.Not surprised because there seems to be a drive by counter-revolutionary and counter-evolutionary elements in some BBA countries to purge the bold and the beautiful from the house.Don’t get the reasoning.Not sure I want to.Maybe they see themselves reflected in the likes of Hazel, TK, Thami, Tawana, Morris and Munya.Maybe they’re on a power trip! Or maybe they’re just into sado-masochism.Whatever! If the current voting trend is taken to its illogical logical conclusion, guess Hazel will be the ultimate winner! Yeah peeps …you tell me what’s cooking?! * Keep watching all the action on DStv Channel 198 and see the daily highlight shows every night at 20h00.And send your opinions, views and thoughts to bba@namibian.com.na.Not only has Munya entered the pasta hall of infamy, but he doesn’t rate a mention in the African women’s guide to ‘The Art of Kissing’.In an interview with TVSA’s Tashi Tagg after she was evicted, Kenyan housemate Sheila indicated there’s no “shock and awe” when it comes to Munya and kissing, nor any fumbling towards ecstasy – only fumbling.Tashi: You rated the guys from worst to best kisser at one stage – is Thami the worst? Sheila: Munya because he just doesn’t know how to kiss.His lips are …he just doesn’t know what to do with his mouth.Now BBA3’s goat rider is reportedly locking lips with a luscious Finnish blonde called Cheryll.Sjoe guys, I fear that the goat rider may be making bok of your prowess on the international stage! ‘BOK DROL’ And boy, oh boy, does Munya think he’s the main bok.He walked into the Finnish house and breathlessly exclaimed how beautiful the women are! This was followed by comments to the women about how he has a thing for blondes! Sort that!! Y’all getting flashback to how he pestered Lucille and laid it on ….Now he’s laying the ‘love-at-first-sight’ treatment’ on Cheryll.Is there no end to this guy? Well actually we know that there is an end when it comes to performance! Still, what Munya-lascivious doesn’t know is that the Cheryll’s been involved with three of the guys in BB Finland.What Munya also doesn’t know is that he’s getting a lot of BBA viewers steamed up over some of the images of Africa he’s projecting.Hey, most peeps are glad we’re representing in Europe and only wish Munya well, but the dude needs to get with the programme.One Finn yesterday asked on a BBA blog if it’s “true what Munya told” that it’s normal that guys cheat on their wives in Africa, and that the wives “know that but don’t care”.The reply from an African female blogger: “Eish, why is Munya saying such things, did he tell you his sex lasts only for 1,5 minutes???” Otherwise it was a relatively uneventful day in the BBA3 house yesterday.The inmates have to make an African mask representing their cultures for Finnish housemate Johan to take back when he returns.Judging from their diary sessions yesterday, most housemates are not missing the goat rider.At all.Except for goat herder Tawana.In Finland the housemates’ task is to familiarise Munya with Finnish culture. MIMI TO THE MAX So loved the way Mimi took a pass on the niceties during her post-eviction interview and chastised BBA viewers.’Da Deeva’ stared the eviction crowd down and the BBA viewers in the eye and asked how they could possibly have evicted her.Dayum! You tell ’em Mimi! Give’em hell Mimi.Mimzo, aaaah laMimzo.I think the ‘Deeva’ should be made the entertainment czar of Africa! Yeah baby.Then she can banish killjoys like the power-crazed AMM (anti-Mimi movement) wannabes to St Helena or the boondocks! Sweet.Eish, those AMM texters on the BBA SMS strip show some of the worst traits of some of the worst dictators.Their TVs should be confiscated and they should be made to do hard labour.I was disappointed but not surprised that laMimzo had to take a bow.Not surprised because there seems to be a drive by counter-revolutionary and counter-evolutionary elements in some BBA countries to purge the bold and the beautiful from the house.Don’t get the reasoning.Not sure I want to.Maybe they see themselves reflected in the likes of Hazel, TK, Thami, Tawana, Morris and Munya.Maybe they’re on a power trip! Or maybe they’re just into sado-masochism.Whatever! If the current voting trend is taken to its illogical logical conclusion, guess Hazel will be the ultimate winner! Yeah peeps …you tell me what’s cooking?! * Keep watching all the action on DStv Channel 198 and see the daily highlight shows every night at 20h00.And send your opinions, views and thoughts to bba@namibian.com.na.