Big Brother Africa 3: A SADC organ by any other name!

BOLLOCKS! Bollocks to those saying Tawana’s all but forcing Munya into bed for booty duty!! I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: there’s no body grab going on here, it’s been willing-seller, willing-buyer all the way.

Saturday night was no different. But that’s not why I’m here today asking you to vote for me …oops …wrong beat.But between US presidential and vice presidential contenders Barack Obama, Sarah Palin, John McCain and Joe Biden on one side, and Munya and Tawana on the other, my mind is a maelstrom of mixed messages.Must explain that I just happened to catch the prelude to the BBA3 noodle doodle on Saturday as I checked channels after updating on the US presidential campaign! Eish! If it’s not goats, it’s reindeer.If it’s not reindeer, it’s moose! But have to, have to share a conversation I overhead between Munya and Tawana – guess you could call it verbal foreplay – y’know before …uhmmm …Zimbabwe saluted Botswana.The interchange just cracked me up!! So yeah, Munya got Ricco to go and ask Tawana, who was already in bed, to pop outside for a chat with him on the stoep.Munya-lascivious said he had something he had to tell her – that while he was away he’d kissed blonde Finnish BB housemate Cheryll “not for any deep reason” but “because she’s hot”.Unfazed, Ta-wanna-sum-sex shot back: “Well I kissed Ricco.”They both kind of grinned …goatishly.Sorted! Then Munya asked: “How’s smiley?” Tawana: “Hungry.”Munya told her he really missed their “nash” while he was away.Then …wait for it …he revealed that he calls his male organ ‘optimus primus’, or ‘optimus primus the transformer’.Or, he added, “you can call it bumble bee if you prefer”.Zimbabwe-Botswana rapprochement is back on track!But that’s not why I’m here today asking you to vote for me …oops …wrong beat.But between US presidential and vice presidential contenders Barack Obama, Sarah Palin, John McCain and Joe Biden on one side, and Munya and Tawana on the other, my mind is a maelstrom of mixed messages.Must explain that I just happened to catch the prelude to the BBA3 noodle doodle on Saturday as I checked channels after updating on the US presidential campaign! Eish! If it’s not goats, it’s reindeer.If it’s not reindeer, it’s moose! But have to, have to share a conversation I overhead between Munya and Tawana – guess you could call it verbal foreplay – y’know before …uhmmm …Zimbabwe saluted Botswana.The interchange just cracked me up!! So yeah, Munya got Ricco to go and ask Tawana, who was already in bed, to pop outside for a chat with him on the stoep.Munya-lascivious said he had something he had to tell her – that while he was away he’d kissed blonde Finnish BB housemate Cheryll “not for any deep reason” but “because she’s hot”.Unfazed, Ta-wanna-sum-sex shot back: “Well I kissed Ricco.”They both kind of grinned …goatishly.Sorted! Then Munya asked: “How’s smiley?” Tawana: “Hungry.”Munya told her he really missed their “nash” while he was away.Then …wait for it …he revealed that he calls his male organ ‘optimus primus’, or ‘optimus primus the transformer’.Or, he added, “you can call it bumble bee if you prefer”.Zimbabwe-Botswana rapprochement is back on track!