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Peke


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Don’t Laugh, It’s Namibia

Whoever said that laughter is the best medicine clearly never tried to crack a joke in Namibia without being tackled by a crowd armed with Facebook, X statuses and Biblical verses. “How dare you laugh when people are suffering?” they’ll…

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The Vatican Needs a Namibian Pope– Finish-en-Klaar

I want you to imagine this with me quickly. It is Sunday morning in the Vatican City. Pilgrims arrives from all corners of the globe, rosaries in hand, hearts full of faith. But today, they are greeted not with the…

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‘Corpses Ti?’

So apparently, the University of Namibia (Unam) is out here respectfully begging for bodies. Yes, you read that right, they need actual corpses. Cadavers. Not donations, not school shoes, not blood. Corpses for scientific study. For the noble cause of…

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Have All These Ministers ReallyFailed Us?

Have you ever wondered why every minister seems to fail in our eyes as Namibians? We love to say they failed, but do we ever stop to ask why? Is it really possible that across multiple administrations, every single one…

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You Will Name Your Child Lukato!

The story goes that, for more than 20 years, honourable Lukato Lukato had three loyal companions: Wandei, Hona, and Rubble. Every morning, he would feed them, pat their heads, and remind them: “One day, my friends, one day.” Now, to…

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A Survival Guide for Incoming MPs: What to Leave at Home

Congratulations, honourable members-to-be! You have made it to parliament, the grandest stage of political theatre, where the actors are well-paid, the scripts are improvised, and the plot never thickens. Before you take your oath and settle into your plush seats,…

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Mommy,They Called Me a Name!

If there’s one thing more fragile than a Namibian politician’s ego, it’s that same ego wrapped in a defamation lawsuit. Imagine a proud public figure slides into the High Court, clutching a bruised reputation like a child holding a broken…

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The Funny Thing About Tribute Songs

One might think that Namibian artists possess a special ability to compose, record and produce tracks at lightning speed, possibly writing verses while the doctors are still checking for a pulse on the deceased. Studios must have an ‘In Case…

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