Every Namibian family has one. The December Remainer.The one who always has to watch the house while the rest of the family travels to Swakop or to the village to see kuku. Somehow, without fail, the family holds a silent meeting…

Kedezemba has arrived, and as usual, common sense has packed its bags and gone on leave without warning. What we are left with is pure vibes, blind confidence and the road. Unfortunately, you have to be reminded of your evil…

It feels like we do not have a choice but to enter 2026. Although, I am asking for the terms and conditions before I unlock the door. I have lived through too many years where I wished I had read…

Please keep your smart TV and give me a discount on maize meal this blackest of all Black Fridays. I mean, why are you giving me discounts on things I only want and then you raise the prices on the…

This is a country where people will swear they love ‘natural beauty’, then immediately panic when they see it in the wild. Enter the queen, Johanna Swartbooi, making others want to ditch their hoarded beauty products. People do not hate…

If you were planning to say ‘I Do’ this Friday, put down the holy water and stop panic-dialling the pastor. You haven’t been bewitched by that jealous auntie from the village. Relax. It’s just the magistrates. They are on strike,…

I heard the story spread faster than fuel prices. Apparently, when Madam President, our beloved Meme, summoned deputy prime minister Natangwe Ithete to the big office on Saturday morning, he did not rush in like a man summoned by the…

Imagine a policy so ridiculous it says, “publish them all”. This drew my imagination into a dark place. Someone has had the courage to say what the rest of us pretend not to be thinking: publish the suicide notes, or…

So, we’ve finally reached that glorious stage of governance where the big new idea is a public sex offenders register. Bold move for a country of which the most sophisticated database is still the list of people who owe NamPower.…