Messages from the BBA television text strip:
•These guys drink like they’re from Barberton.
•This is like watching people who are charged air time to talk. (Viewer on the all-male household)
•NAMIBIA! How is my baby, Lucille?
•Quin tries too hard to be ghetto/black.•Quin is like moving furniture.•Quin, you rock like you’re stoned.•White man can’t jump.•Kaone, the bush is calling you.•Kaone, you are not the one.•Can someone please hide Kaone’s maroon polo neck!•Edward, geez, shave those armpits. Yo, yo.•Armpits were made to be bushy. What’s next.•Leonel reminds me of the 1970s.•Wow! So Leonel can actually talk.•Save ‘black Jesus’, save the revolution.•Why can’t Hannington cut that hair? I feel like there are Olympics being played in there.•I’m sure Hannington’s saving money in that bush up there.•Jeremy must unmute and start talking.•Jeremy, I have nothing against you, but Big Brada bought enough furniture.•I don’t know who’s feeling more pain, Wayoe doing the push-ups or the viewers watching him.- Compiled by Jean Sutherland
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