Viewers Vent

SOME of the weird and wonderful views of BBA fans as expressed on the BBA TV text strip:
• Life starts at 33, so Eddie go and get the money.
• Kevin vs Eddie … coming soon to a 3D cinema near you.

• You people have made this show about revenge and that’s what you’re going to get.• Kevin must walk out the house for his own sake. It can’t be easy acting 24/7.• Kevin is faker than Geraldine’s wig.• KeLiz (Kevin and Elizabeth), we don’t like your donkey moves.• Elizabeth = Psychobeth.• Emma feels herself excessively.• This Emma thinks the sun rises and sets on her azz … we can send her to Jeremy if she wants.• The world does not revolve around Emma … she’s taking it too personally.• Black cat (nickname for Emma), please don’t scratch Ruby.• Ruby, pee on Emma.• I will be waiting with Emma’s Whiskers when she comes out.• Other people’s children are mad. My own are smart.• Nkenna must go. I bet Ruby will nominate her too.• Me … myself … I … and … Mzamo.• Ruby, bite the black cat.• Jemma (Jeremy and Emma) is like a pensioner affair.• Emma must go now, she’s missing the bouncer Jeremy.• Itai is by far the most sensible guy in the house.• Itai is like a woman, always gossiping.• Liziwe, luv you girl!• Mzamo, you are so cool but try to put on some real clothes. • Ms Fab (Liz) I want to be your friend.• Nkenna, don’t worry, your days are out numbered (sic).• Nkenna is not a bully, she just speaks her mind and you all know it.• Nkenna, worry not. You have just become a SADC child …• Who’s Geraldine?• Which country is Ruby from?• Ruby is more fun than Jeremy could ever be. Nice swop Biggie.• Kevin shot his sister for Jezebel.- Compiled by Jean Sutherland& Natasha Uys