Notable Quotes

IF she paid the water bill, water is not a plot. – Ondangwa Swapo district coordinator Sem Nangolo after land, on which the Party offices and some homes are situated, was expropriated and resold by the Town Council to cover debts

LET’S get the iconic song ‘Mrs Robinson’ – made famous by the 1960’s hit ‘The Graduate’ – to number 1 in next Sunday’s chart in honour of Northern Ireland’s disgraced first lady. – Internet campaign to push ‘Mrs Robinson’ to the top of the British pop charts after the wife of Northern Irelands’s First Minister, Iris Robinson, 60, had an affair with a man 40 years youngerHE who cannot give anything away cannot feel anything either. – Friedrich Nietzsche (1844 – 1900), German classical scholar, philosopher and critic of cultureTHE function of the imagination is not to make strange things settled, so much as to make settled things strange. – GK Chesterton (1874 – 1936), essayist and novelistFEW women admit their age. Few men act theirs. – UnknownFrom the history booksMISTAKES are the portals of discovery. – Irish author James Joyce, whose works included the masterpiece ‘Ulysses’, died in Zurich, Switzerland on January 13, 1941