From The Twittersphere

WILL the Mayan prophecy scupper the prospects of Namibia’s potential presidential candidates?! Plus, vegetable vandals, black cats, pointy shoes and Halloween; The Dogg, Rihanna, Sandra Bullock, chickens … and weaves. Of course!

@Teko__10: If the world really is ending this December… does it really matter who wins (the) Presidency… ? …We’re not gonna be around anyway.@Kondja: Whoever succeeds (President) Pohamba will not have big shoes to fill. Most candidates are wearing size 10 in any case…@Frieda_va: Politicians are the same, all over again. They promise to build bridges even when there are no rivers…!!!!!!!!!@SebbyJnr_Ndongi: It seems to me you need to be corrupt in Namibia to become a successful politician… I feel ready to make my mark… Eish…@th_fish_ur: So the Okahandja councillor built herself a double storey (house), and segregated off a public park? Palm trees, lawn and all. #iwanttobeapoliticianWho Do They Think They Are?!@TemusT: So I must ‘give this girl my old #MUFC jersey coz I bought a new one’? Like there’s something wrong with people keeping their things. *smh*@taye_rafkid: I don’t know what makes people think I can’t refuse to share my newspaper. It’s only 3 bucks, dammit! Buy your own.@NaukaDarl: Nee man, people who deep fry mixed veggies need to be ‘slapped’!! They are veggies for a reason, to be boiled not fried.The Fear Factor@iLadyLitha: A black cat crossing your path symbolises an animal going somewhere. I don’t believe in bad omens, luck or whatever.@taye_rafkid: I’ll never get over my fear of pointy shoes.@Ndili_: Some people live like its Halloween every day, they’re (as) scary as @#*%.At Random@KapanduH: The Dogg is bored… Out here tweeting Messi is moving to Chelsea for 250 mil. Through what transfer window? One from Onayena, po? Mxiim!!@elaomartin: You make me so confused… my guava juice! #NamLyrics@imthatjen: In Africa we’re playing @rihanna’s #Unapologetic for our rain dances! #AfroNavy@ThatGuyImbuu: If my ps3 was a real woman, it would be Sandra Bullock in 99.@rache_romen: In my day, we didn’t ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.Passing Shots@Naam_En_Van: December is close when you start noticing indirect marriage proposals on Twitter.@JohWhiteNam: No, I don’t want to follow Julius Malema on Twitter… that will be like going to Jacob Zuma’s 10th wedding…@I_N_Katali: It’s the year 2012, aren’t we supposed to have flying cars and stuff, but NOOOO, just weaves this and weaves that!- Compiled by Jean Sutherland from twitter.com; ps3 = Playstation 3.