From The Twittersphere

NAMIBIANS seemed to catch their collective breath yesterday after a sombre, violence-ridden Sunday and Monday. Tweeps hunkered down, kapana-d up, and set about the warp and woof, if not bark, of daily life!

@Naffy101: Keetmans is such a warm and fuzzy place, #bliss@VamboNinja: Keetmanshoop, big booty central.@zealous_hunny14: Tsumeb … our Paradise….@ungoofie: Omulunga Radio reading out Tennis Fixtures … WTF!! They serious??@HolyRachael: No,Usakos doesn’t have AN ambulance … —> ‘@MsShikoyeni: Usakos doesnt have a ambulance?’ @Ms_Myila89: An Australian Cattle Dog looks like a dog you’d meet on the streets of Oshakati.@Popyeni_FH: New statistics from somwhere in Oshakati reveal that shebeens in the North now outnumber the cattle by 3 to 1. Wtf??@Kad_uki: ‘Eating South African biltong is like eating a bottle… ‘~ Namibian student in Cape Town.@Slim_Tukizo: In Africa we share, but in Namibia we Recycle …Issues@Duruhk: Our Municipality is spending on parties and bellies it seems – no wonder they are charging us exorbitant fees.@SundayIhuhua: No matter how you feel guys, no one has the right to end someone’s life …@GinaGuedes: Fighting corruption starts at home.Master Chef Moments!@Chuabiness: When you get that pot (of) kapana… deep in the bundu, don’t stir too deep in the pot when looking for a piece if you don’t like surprises@stine_NA: I may not be a master chef, but we WILL have a problem if you mix macaroni and rice in one pot.@Phil_Mos: The expression Oros Before Bros is fishy. Very fishy.Passing Shots@crazynellz: The world has gone topsy turvy, I woke up early AND I’m in a good mood … I think I may have been body snatched.@TheFridaM: Africans and their inability to separate actresses from their TV personas; this girl just said ‘Queen Moroka is getting divorced’.@ThatAnnicaChick: #InHighSchool I didn’t listen much in biology, but it was confirmed that diarrhoea is not Spanish for diary.- Compiled by Jean Sutherland from twitter.com