From The Twittersphere

TAXIS, teabags and … taxis! Namibians tweet the daily ride and more. Plus, Fortune Kangueehi’s ‘twisted sister’ moment on ‘MasterChef South Africa’ had more than a few tweeps rising to the occasion when it came to wordplay!

@TemusT: In the future English is gonna become extinct, people ll be communicating in short hand lingo, CM=ComeHere, YMC=YourMomCalled, ILY=ILoveYou@Duruhk: Is Katutura turning into (the) Muslim world or what. We don’t stone here we stab – maybe mistake on reporting…@Makaveli346: With… fuel prices increasing in Nam, a teabag will also be a part of your luggage in some taxis and buses. You gotta pay for it…@Pendazano_gbb: What’s it with Westlife that makes girls sing out loud in taxi@ennis502: Imagine if taxi drivers sold GPS systems that calculated routes based on the way they drive… I’d buy one@DUMENInam: But till grade 2, I really thought the library was a bathroom for homeless people or somethingFame, Fortune And Food!@mavix99: Cheers Fortune on Masterchef SA. Well done for trying!@shauntheprawn26: Fortune was clearly not in #mcsa for the fame@bosmanwinemaker: What are we going to do with @MasterChef_SA? My daughter (7) just cried because Fortune left. Shame, learning some life lessons here #MCSA@Overdose45: So unFortunate —> RT @MphoMaboi I knew Fortune was out… *sigh* Shame man… This was just not her day… #MCSA@FoodWineGuru: #MCSA Fortune – what a lady! Sorry we didnt have more time with you. @tumi101: Now that Fortune has left #MCSA who are we supposed to laugh at now? Nxa@101Vict0r: Those #MasterchefSA stares give kids nightmares.Passing Shots@Joan_Rivers: Victoria Beckham must be delirious from never eating. She says that her body represents the ‘general public.’ In what country? Ethiopia?@emirkr: I can’t imagine they’ll be serving iceberg lettuce on the Titanic memorial cruise.@IamRussell4: Dear Icebergs, Sorry to hear about the global warming. Enjoy the Karma, Sincerely, The Titanic.- Compiled by Jean Sutherland from twitter.com