From The Twittersphere

SCARVES, sun and mopane worms! Beetroot, Balotelli and Lady May. And whither the weather? Withering takes on everyday Namiban life, as well as on-the-ball commentary on off-the-ball moments from the twittering classes!

@TjirimujeND: Hardest working piece of clothing in Namibia must be the Swapo Party scarf. Wonder whether the length of the scarf denotes wearers loyalty?@Ndawapeka: It may be autumn in Katutura, but its already winter at UNAM. This place needs its own weather station.@MemeJaneth: The sun in the North is not the same one in Windhoek and Arandis, kaya@ThatGirl_Melibu: Dried mopane worms with ndungu!!! You can’t go wrong!#WamboAndProud@Tuliz: I’m sure most Nam girls are envious of Lady May’s flawless flat tummy,, @akinoM79: Why do these bins have to be multiple choice? Do I throw my piece of foil into ‘Non-recycling items’ or into ‘Recycling items Cans Only’?@Netmorris: For my birthday today, I’m gonna plant a tree and grow a garden in my backyard celebrating #Earth Day.On The Ball@wakalenga: I think they should show soccer in slow motion only, damn those legs.@iamjanice18: #Ronaldo should consider a career as an actor in telenovelas after he retires from footballFood For Thought@KapanduH: All good teachers follow rules. But great educators creatively make the rules work better.@belly_147: Sometimes I regret being nice, apologizing when I didn’t do anything wrong, and for making unworthy people a priority in my life.@MadamBlunder: Don’t care how old you are, if you don’t respect me I’m not respecting you.Passing Shots@nfrieda: I was at work last night in my dreams and did some work, it’s only fair I get today off@AccE004WittY: TEACHER: ‘Imagine you’re in a world with dinosaurs and a dinosaur was going to eat you. What would you do?’ BOY: ‘Easy, stop imagining.’@blakshuz: Any baby with just two teeth is cute!! Okay maybe apart from Mario Balotelli when he was a baby@Naiomi_N_: #yidontentertain My fridge has temporary moments of insanity where it sounds like Darth Vader is choking on a severed beetroot.- Compiled by Jean Sutherland from twitter.com