From The Twittersphere

FROM Oprah to Mahatma Gandhi, banknotes to kapana antidotes, Namibians dish up a side order of life from Tweet Street!

@SizweDhlomo: Cruising the streets of Tsumeb right now. This is quite possibly the greenest part of the country@Anele: Dear Namibia, okay we get it, it is clearly paradise over there but can we please have @SizweDhlomo back now@itsDonBiggz: Taxi prices going up…Olympia to Katutura seems walkable now!@justThabo: Energy bars and drinks will soon be in more demand than petrol. This is BS.@_Natangwe: Only in Windhoek can you buy a Bible and a packet of cigarettes at the same stand@PrincessNdilo: People are driving like maniacs today [Friday] … Namibians don’t like having money, they act like they wanna die.Master Chef Namibia!@Ashanty80: Fatcooks, still rocking like old days. #ProudlyNamproduct@Dirty_Lars: S/O to oros at kapana@Mrs_Lyly: Spinach for the pain!@Ambishaz: This meal tastes like Mahatma Gandhi’s flip flops. We need a new chef up in this boof.Noted@ennis502: Even if we put the image of the ‘top score’ guy on the money, the value of a N$10 will still be the same in Nam…@Cota_Kanara: Ten years from now, KnowledgeKatti’s gonna be the face of the 100 and 200 bills. Watch this space@ChiipaMolatedi: So the new notes are out! wonder what they will be called? <the Nujomas, Sam buck, the brainwash dollarz or my favourite, the Witbooi lessOh, Oprah@2KiLa_TK19: I guess some are meant to be Oprah, while some are meant to watch Oprah!@Phil_Mos: I need a new hobby… Writing sponsorship letters to Oprah isn’t cutting it anymore.Passing Shots@FoxyGinnah: Mosquitoes don’t bite me!! That’s how scary I can be!!@blakshuz: My acc class was like 6 hours ago and we are as lost as slaves that got off the boat in America@TheAdly: Twitter is a nude beach for brains.- Compiled by Jean Sutherland from twitter.com

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