From The Twittersphere

THE rainy weather doesn’t appear to have dampened Namibians’ wit, and streetwise (nothing to do with KFC) takes on life. From coining names to cashing in on life, enjoy the word buffet!

@Naffy101: C’mon now, it’s obvious that Harold Pupkewitz is Warren Buffet’s brother from another mother@DavidTocks: Big S/O to Mari Ngongo who sells groundnuts, rather than other youth who are busy complaining about what the government is not doing@WisemanAp: N$50 000 pay out to one veteran divided by N$100 (BIG Project) = N$100 each for 500 starving souls…@MrTeelitula: I think they Unamese —> RT @GeoDT: Those girls look familiar!!@Its_Alen: So they stole the shade nets at work over the weekend lm*ao thieves are becoming desperate@Filemon_Fly: If it keeps raining like this, I’m gonna be forced 2 ask my boss 4 a bonus 4 gettin my dreadz wet #TheydntPayMeEnuf4ThisCurrency Affairs@Chuabiness: ‘Your account has been credited with 10 NAD by….’ Someone please send MTC the memo, it’s not NAD anymore, it’s NUD now #NujomaDollar@taye_ruffy: If Hendrik Witbooi can be replaced, what makes you think die Mannetjie’s fist can’t be replaced w/ Nujoma’s trademark wagging index finger@SHIKUL085: I’m gonna turn my car into a taxi mboli now,, since they increased taxi fare, time for me to make more Nujomas too…@TheMerja: I really want those heels, but eish, they cost 10 purple Witboois and 5 blue Nujomas. Moving on.Sporting Moments@imani1409: Congrats 2 Tiger Woods 4 finally winning. Who thought cheating on your wife cld lead to a 30 mnth dry spell? #KeepItInYourPants@wallygeis: With her cut of Tiger’s $1.8 million win at the Arnold Palmer Invitational, Elin Nordegren goes to 42nd on this year’s PGA earnings list.@viccidan: Looking at Serena Williams pic in The Namibian, she looks like she could dismantle a face with a punch. Those arms!Passing Shots@blakshuz: Taxi guy explaining the difference between maerua and maroela to his friend ‘yinya o malua, eyi o malula’@iAreKetchup: I’m not saying my granny’s lying but seriously who’d come into th house and just steal the umbrella??@kimmydorset: There’s been so many remakes, you’d think they’d be able to avoid that sodding iceberg by now. #titanic- Compiled by Jean Sutherland from twitter.com