Bored? Try Molvania, birthplace of whooping cough

LONDON – Intrepid travellers with no corner of the globe left to conquer could try an adventure holiday in Eastern Europe’s hidden jewel – Molvania.

A new guide to “the land untouched by modern dentistry”, published last month, lists some of Molvania’s highlights, including its nuclear reactor with genuine 1950s-era cracks and magnificent zoo with 1 000 animals, all crammed in one cage. Eating out in Molvania – spiritual home of the polka and whooping cough – is cheap, but you may have to pay extra for a waiter with a moustache, the guide advises.Travellers tempted by such a Stalinist paradise but maybe wary of this article’s dateline should know that the book is real, even if the country, sadly, isn’t.”It’s a bit of a practical joke that got out of hand,” Australian Tom Gleisner, one of the spoof travel guide’s authors, told Reuters.”The idea for a joke travel book came about 10 years ago when I was backpacking through Portugal with friends.We decided to make up a country so we wouldn’t offend anybody – or offend everybody, depending on how you look at it,” he said.Just like the thousands of real travel books that map, label and rate every country from Azerbaijan to Zambia, the Molvania guide dishes up history, the country’s best hotels and restaurants, and even provides travellers with useful phrases: Sprufki Doh Craszko? means “What is that smell?”.Togurfga trakij sdonchskia? loosely translates as “What happened to your teeth?” The guide also offers a phrase you probably won’t need:Frijyhadsgo drof, huftrawxzkio Ok hyrafrpiki kidriki, which means “More food, inn-keeper”.While the book generates laughs by poking fun at the sort of country whose hotels, restaurants and transport systems repel tourists more than they welcome, it also has a serious point to make.”Travel guides are just so ubiquitous; we all grab them like life-rafts and are almost too frightened to venture forth without reading about recommendations first,” Gleisner said.”It’s almost at the point where people look up to read about a site instead of looking at the actual site.They’ve come to dominate travel so much we did feel it was time to do a spoof,” he added.’Molvania’, by Santo Cilauro, Tom Gleisner and Rob Stich is published by Atlantic Books.- Nampa-ReutersEating out in Molvania – spiritual home of the polka and whooping cough – is cheap, but you may have to pay extra for a waiter with a moustache, the guide advises.Travellers tempted by such a Stalinist paradise but maybe wary of this article’s dateline should know that the book is real, even if the country, sadly, isn’t.”It’s a bit of a practical joke that got out of hand,” Australian Tom Gleisner, one of the spoof travel guide’s authors, told Reuters.”The idea for a joke travel book came about 10 years ago when I was backpacking through Portugal with friends.We decided to make up a country so we wouldn’t offend anybody – or offend everybody, depending on how you look at it,” he said.Just like the thousands of real travel books that map, label and rate every country from Azerbaijan to Zambia, the Molvania guide dishes up history, the country’s best hotels and restaurants, and even provides travellers with useful phrases: Sprufki Doh Craszko? means “What is that smell?”.Togurfga trakij sdonchskia? loosely translates as “What happened to your teeth?” The guide also offers a phrase you probably won’t need:Frijyhadsgo drof, huftrawxzkio Ok hyrafrpiki kidriki, which means “More food, inn-keeper”.While the book generates laughs by poking fun at the sort of country whose hotels, restaurants and transport systems repel tourists more than they welcome, it also has a serious point to make.”Travel guides are just so ubiquitous; we all grab them like life-rafts and are almost too frightened to venture forth without reading about recommendations first,” Gleisner said.”It’s almost at the point where people look up to read about a site instead of looking at the actual site.They’ve come to dominate travel so much we did feel it was time to do a spoof,” he added.’Molvania’, by Santo Cilauro, Tom Gleisner and Rob Stich is published by Atlantic Books.- Nampa-Reuters