Messages from the BBA television text strip:
• Kristal forgot her a** back home.
• We need Paloma in South Africa to organise our defence force.
• Itai has become It-shy.• Does Itai know how to talk?• Itai is non-existent.• Jeremy, you look older than your age.• Jeremy’s cute but he’s boring me to death.• Jeremy’s as hot as an electric blanket.• Hannington you selfish hairball!• Hannington, could you please find a lawnmower for that hair.• Chelsea FC 4 life.• I love this continent!• Girls, we want more shocking. Please!• The guys should learn how to start brushing their teeth when they wake up. • Watching a snail …or an amoeba is much more interesting than watching Yacob.• Shocker of the season. The girls like Yacob.• Ladies, Yacob’s lazy even in bed. Beware.• Kaone I like your nose.• Kaone the food machine.• Eliza-better (a reference to SA’s Liz, who some accuse of having a superior attitude).• Liz mistakes BBA for a five-star hotel.• Rene looks like Pink (US rock star) …• Kristal just likes putting others down.• Is Quinn still in the house?* Compiled by Jean Sutherland
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