Big Brother Africa 4: The McMoongos and things that go bump in the night

SIGHHHHHHHHHH … seems I’m a nobody based on Natasha’s ‘anybody who’s anybody has met the Moongo twins’!
Guess I’ll just have to live with it. If not, it’s the psychologist’s chair for me. Eish!

Remember though, sms VOTE EDWARD to keep our twin tartans in the house.And what is it with our boys getting their tart on … oops, I mean tartan! If they’re not doing a ‘men in skirts’ tartan kilt thing, they’re in tartan trousers.Is there anything else that’s tartan that we’re not being told about?Have to fess up that I’m baffled by their penchant for donning sporrans and other things Scottish.With guys you never know. Maybe they’ve watched Mel Gibson in ‘Braveheart’ 20 times, maybe they have a Sean Connery-James Bond thing going or maybe … just maybe … they’re secretly fans of Highland dancing. Or even Highland dancers themselves!!And no, it has nothing to do with Johnny Walker. I googled up the label, and there’s nary a kilt in sight.I HEAR VOICESDon’t know about you, but haven’t quite worked out what to think about Biggie, aka Big-E, also known as the Big, being a woman.Before Sister Namibia sends a delegation to drag me off to gender rehabilitation sessions, I have to say that I have no issues on the female front. Struggling to get used to the voice. It’s not quite resonating with me – yet.As with the BBA eye, the voice has been synonymous with the show.The newly voiced Biggie sounds a little like a cross between the matron of a strict boarding school hostel and a dominatrix! Or the Super Nanny on BBC.Super Nanny, that’s it!I mean what’s with offering housemates an incentive to be good! What’s next, a naughty step?I want B.A.D.! I want scheming. I want Machia-vellian plotting. I want housemates getting their inner Attila the Hun on! I want Martin Lawrence and Will Smith.And no, that’s NOT synonymous with being nasty or cruel.I mean Big Brother is not a finishing school!Though there are at least a couple of housemates who could do with a lesson or two from those Namibian arch doyens of manners, Veronica de Klerk or Marietjie Pottas. Yes Kaone, we did see the way you wolfed down your meal. Bro, spattering is not sharing!And yes, Hannington, even if you rate yourself ‘a God among men’, it doesn’t mean you’re automatically washed.Stay tuned!