Big Brother Africa 3: Of mice and Munya

EEEEEEUW!! Tawana is no longer a lonely goatherd.

The Motswana housemate got “some” on the hoof on Wednesday night. She ditched her nightly Bible Study session with Morris in favour of going Biblical with Munya.Yip peeps, the duvet heaved, shuddered and gyrated, Tawana let out a squeal …tune in the soundtrack …Flat on a bed was a lonely goatherd Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo Loud was the voice of the lonely goatherd Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo Viewers in towns that were quite remote heard Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo Lusty and clear from the goatherd’s throat heard Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo …HOO! And SJOE! Anyway, after roughly two to three minutes, the heaving mass on the bed subsided …and a few seconds later Munya was taking a brisk shower.Seems the Zimbabwean’s up on the political how-to when it comes to the ins and outs of sex and was following ANC leader Jacob Zuma’s infamous ‘shower for protection’ advice.No one who watched knows for sure whether the cougar and the cub used protection.But what they are pretty clear about is that ‘it’ lasted for about one minute and 30 seconds, others – Munya fans, of course – are trying to pump it up to two minutes.Anyway, the long and the short of it is that Munya is now being referred to as “the two-minute noodle”.Eish! The duvet diddle has left some Munya fans aghast: a number are experiencing post-coital recoil, while the diehards are rising to his defence and claiming he was goat-roped by horny Tawana.Peeps, whichever way you swing a ram, the hard evidence indicates he was not forced into doing booty duty – it was willing-buyer, willing-seller.Sure Tawana can be something of a loose cannon after a few glasses of alcohol, but we all know Munya’s been running around with a loose cannon for a while …OK BBA nation, have to fess up that I did not see the incident “live”, but it’s being butted around on the various BBA blogs and there’s a video clip on the BBA website, which I was all but forced to watch – against my instincts – “so that you fully know what you’re writing about”! S’true.WIMPING THE JELLY Man oh man, Munya’s really in the middle of it this week.Earlier on Wednesday evening, he and Ta-wanna-sum-sex were gossiping while cleaning up in the kitchen – maybe it was foreplay, the entree to what was to follow later, who knows? Anyway he referred to a female housemate who he said was not his type …too little on the bone; he likes his jelly to wiggle, or something like that (thanks WSG!), and “she” was just the next best thing, and was boring like *&^%$ (censored).All hell has broken out in the blogosphere over the comments.According to the BBA site, Munya was referring to our girl Lucille; Munya fans vehemently deny it and say he was talking about Hazel.But it’s the thought that he might be dissing Lu that has bloggers venting like there’s no tomorrow.”Big talk Mr Munya,” fumed one angry BBA viewer.”He was the reason she was voted out so early.He spoilt her game by suffocating her all the time.He wouldn’t let her play her own game …”Yeah Munya, we know what you did last summer! Or as another blogger wrote: “That is so lame …and, anyway, Lucille was way beyond his class.”As my BFF Paris would say, whatever! The man’s popularity ratings are taking a serious denting.MIMI MUST STAY Hey come on Namibians, let’s try and keep Mimi in the house – wild hair and all.She says it like it is, she’s a drama queen, she is playing the game her way.She’s pure entertainment.Period.Got to love the woman.And not that this seems to count with some viewers this year, the woman is alive!!!! Agree with Elcapitan on the Oboma thread: “Her music – she’s sooo sure she can sing; her accent is hilarious; her hair – lawd she’s sure she’s hot; her clothes – the way they fit and you see her looking at herself thinking she’s hot; her diary sessions are just classic …she always has me in stitches …”The Deeva rocks! * Keep watching all the action on DStv Channel 198 and see the daily highlight shows every night at 20h00.And send your opinions, views and thoughts to bba@namibian.com.na.She ditched her nightly Bible Study session with Morris in favour of going Biblical with Munya.Yip peeps, the duvet heaved, shuddered and gyrated, Tawana let out a squeal …tune in the soundtrack …Flat on a bed was a lonely goatherd Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo Loud was the voice of the lonely goatherd Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo Viewers in towns that were quite remote heard Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo Lusty and clear from the goatherd’s throat heard Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo …HOO! And SJOE! Anyway, after roughly two to three minutes, the heaving mass on the bed subsided …and a few seconds later Munya was taking a brisk shower.Seems the Zimbabwean’s up on the political how-to when it comes to the ins and outs of sex and was following ANC leader Jacob Zuma’s infamous ‘shower for protection’ advice.No one who watched knows for sure whether the cougar and the cub used protection.But what they are pretty clear about is that ‘it’ lasted for about one minute and 30 seconds, others – Munya fans, of course – are trying to pump it up to two minutes.Anyway, the long and the short of it is that Munya is now being referred to as “the two-minute noodle”.Eish! The duvet diddle has left some Munya fans aghast: a number are experiencing post-coital recoil, while the diehards are rising to his defence and claiming he was goat-roped by horny Tawana.Peeps, whichever way you swing a ram, the hard evidence indicates he was not forced into doing booty duty – it was willing-buyer, willing-seller.Sure Tawana can be something of a loose cannon after a few glasses of alcohol, but we all know Munya’s been running around with a loose cannon for a while …OK BBA nation, have to fess up that I did not see the incident “live”, but it’s being butted around on the various BBA blogs and there’s a video clip on the BBA website, which I was all but forced to watch – against my instincts – “so that you fully know what you’re writing about”! S’true. WIMPING THE JELLY Man oh man, Munya’s really in the middle of it this week.Earlier on Wednesday evening, he and Ta-wanna-sum-sex were gossiping while cleaning up in the kitchen – maybe it was foreplay, the entree to what was to follow later, who knows? Anyway he referred to a female housemate who he said was not his type …too little on the bone; he likes his jelly to wiggle, or something like that (thanks WSG!), and “she” was just the next best thing, and was boring like *&^%$ (censored).All hell has broken out in the blogosphere over the comments.According to the BBA site, Munya was referring to our girl Lucille; Munya fans vehemently deny it and say he was talking about Hazel.But it’s the thought that he might be dissing Lu that has bloggers venting like there’s no tomorrow.”Big talk Mr Munya,” fumed one angry BBA viewer.”He was the reason she was voted out so early.He spoilt her game by suffocating her all the time.He wouldn’t let her play her own game …”Yeah Munya, we know what you did last summer! Or as another blogger wrote: “That is so lame …and, anyway, Lucille was way beyond his class.”As my BFF Paris would say, whatever! The man’s popularity ratings are taking a serious denting.MIMI MUST STAY Hey come on Namibians, let’s try and keep Mimi in the house – wild hair and all.She says it like it is, she’s a drama queen, she is playing the game her way.She’s pure entertainment.Period.Got to love the woman.And not that this seems to count with some viewers this year, the woman is alive!!!! Agree with Elcapitan on the Oboma thread: “Her music – she’s sooo sure she can sing; her accent is hilarious; her hair – lawd she’s sure she’s hot; her clothes – the way they fit and you see her looking at herself thinking she’s hot; her diary sessions are just classic …she always has me in stitches …”The Deeva rocks! * Keep watching all the action on DStv Channel 198 and see the daily highlight shows every night at 20h00.And send your opinions, views and thoughts to bba@namibian.com.na.