Big Brother Africa 3: Battle of the bores!

DAYUM, dayum, dayum! Byatchslap dayum!! WTH! BBA3 is being gutted.

The spark is flying out of the house instead of sparks being ignited in the house. It seems the majority of BBA viewers in most countries are mainlining on Prozac.Either that or they’re smoking their socks.How else can anyone explain voting Sheila out over Hazel and Tawana? Dayum! What a shame.What are people thinking? Are they thinking? Am I surprised? No! Am I angry? No! But hella I’m livid!! And Namibia? Eish.What happened to the Land of the Brave? Peeps, how could you help send Sheila out? You’re helping entrench “hibernators”.I’m going to have to talk to the Swapo Party Youth League about this one! A special shout-out to Maxie-Nam – I know that you for one were voting for entertainment.Also WSG in the South!! THE BORRIS ULTIMATUM I mean people, don’t tell me that Hazel and Tawana set your viewing world alight.Shem!! If you’re worried about their prospects outside the house, let me reassure you – Hazel and Tawana could set up their own funeral rent-a-crowd business in a flash! Death becomes them.Tawana can do the wailing and Hazel the cooking.And they can call in Bible Study buddy Morris to deliver the final rites.Knowing Morris though, it’s quite feasible he thinks he can resurrect the dead after saving TK last week.’Slow Mo’ even toyed with the word “saviour” in justifying his decision.S’true.”As people always say Life is an enigma, and I am the saviour.I saved TK with Ricco.Deal with it,” Morris, speaking as slowly as his eyes were flashing wildly, told fellow inmates when revealing his decision.Sjoe Morrie!! Not sure if you’re going for broke or ‘Brokeback Mountain’! NOMINATIONS OK, a lot of ground to cover today.Where to start? Nominations.This week it’s …yes …wait for it …Takwonda (TK).And no, he’s not head of house and can’t save himself.Nor has he been saved by the reigning head of house.And yip pipo, if you didn’t already know it, it’s Morris again! Not surprised given the task.Housemates had to stand on one leg and pose like a tree.Last person standing to win.Yeah well, we all know Morris does static very well.Plus model boy is big on posing – his most enduring relationship in the house so far has been with the mirrors.Anyway, this week Borrissa has decided to be dictated to by …hmmmmm …his instincts and to give his ‘saviour’ mantle a rest.”Let nature take its course,” he told Big Brother on Monday night.”Every one for himself, and God for everyone.”Yeah, yeah.Also in the mix are South Africa’s Thami, the ‘laughing hyena’ to some, and the ever effervescent, never-a-dull-moment Mimi.Love the Ghanaian deeva, let me count the ways …eish, not enough space today!! Rock on Mimi.And BBA nation, DO NOT be misled by some of those texts infecting the BBA message strip.Seems there’s a Botswana brigade trying to sway the vote so that it ultimately favours their girl!! They want Mimi out to clear the way for Tawana.Believe it.Remember, they were the ones who led the charge against Lucille with sneers like “Namibia, we’re going to get you!” They’re also the ones trying to whip up a SADC voting block.Well I say SODc to their SADc ploy! A HOUSE CALL, BUT NO HOUSE Eeeeeuw peeps.Flashing sirens, screeching tires.Emergency Room drama.Sadly though, it wasn’t a sign for McSteamy or McDreamy to sex up our screens.Just McMimi and McWicco getting down with illness.And a phantom McMedical presence.A few hours after Monday’s nominations, Mimzo started barfing and complaining of severe cramps; Ricco retired to bed in pain and was sweating up a storm.A doctor was summoned, eventually, and the diary room briefly became a consulting room.Mimi was medicated, Ricco was injected.Both seem to be on the high road to recovery.Ricco’s problem is an infected tooth, which he’s had since entering the house.McMysteryMedical – from Pretoria, according to the Diva (see why we need her in the house; she extracts info more easily than dentists pull teeth!) – told Ricco the infection could spread to his ear and he had to have the tooth extracted yesterday.Was also probably the root cause of those bad breath allegations… Wish they could have brought in ‘House’ to remedy the resident dullness inhabiting too many corners of the house.Eish! In other developments, Big-E warned TK about conspiring.I object.Truly.As much as I have issues with TK, every single housemate conspires.And all the housemates gossip.In this particular case though I think TK got an unfair rap.But do I still want him out? Bet your bottom dollar I do!! * Check the action on DStv channel 198, the daily shows on Channel 102 at 20h00 and e-mail your views and opinions to bba@namibian.com.na—–It seems the majority of BBA viewers in most countries are mainlining on Prozac.Either that or they’re smoking their socks.How else can anyone explain voting Sheila out over Hazel and Tawana? Dayum! What a shame.What are people thinking? Are they thinking? Am I surprised? No! Am I angry? No! But hella I’m livid!! And Namibia? Eish.What happened to the Land of the Brave? Peeps, how could you help send Sheila out? You’re helping entrench “hibernators”.I’m going to have to talk to the Swapo Party Youth League about this one! A special shout-out to Maxie-Nam – I know that you for one were voting for entertainment.Also WSG in the South!! THE BORRIS ULTIMATUM I mean people, don’t tell me that Hazel and Tawana set your viewing world alight.Shem!! If you’re worried about their prospects outside the house, let me reassure you – Hazel and Tawana could set up their own funeral rent-a-crowd business in a flash! Death becomes them.Tawana can do the wailing and Hazel the cooking.And they can call in Bible Study buddy Morris to deliver the final rites.Knowing Morris though, it’s quite feasible he thinks he can resurrect the dead after saving TK last week.’Slow Mo’ even toyed with the word “saviour” in justifying his decision.S’true.”As people always say Life is an enigma, and I am the saviour.I saved TK with Ricco.Deal with it,” Morris, speaking as slowly as his eyes were flashing wildly, told fellow inmates when revealing his decision.Sjoe Morrie!! Not sure if you’re going for broke or ‘Brokeback Mountain’! NOMINATIONS OK, a lot of ground to cover today.Where to start? Nominations.This week it’s …yes …wait for it …Takwonda (TK).And no, he’s not head of house and can’t save himself.Nor has he been saved by the reigning head of house.And yip pipo, if you didn’t already know it, it’s Morris again! Not surprised given the task.Housemates had to stand on one leg and pose like a tree.Last person standing to win.Yeah well, we all know Morris does static very well.Plus model boy is big on posing – his most enduring relationship in the house so far has been with the mirrors.Anyway, this week Borrissa has decided to be dictated to by …hmmmmm …his instincts and to give his ‘saviour’ mantle a rest.”Let nature take its course,” he told Big Brother on Monday night.”Every one for himself, and God for everyone.”Yeah, yeah.Also in the mix are South Africa’s Thami, the ‘laughing hyena’ to some, and the ever effervescent, never-a-dull-moment Mimi.Love the Ghanaian deeva, let me count the ways …eish, not enough space today!! Rock on Mimi.And BBA nation, DO NOT be misled by some of those texts infecting the BBA message strip.Seems there’s a Botswana brigade trying to sway the vote so that it ultimately favours their girl!! They want Mimi out to clear the way for Tawana.Believe it.Remember, they were the ones who led the charge against Lucille with sneers like “Namibia, we’re going to get you!” They’re also the ones trying to whip up a SADC voting block.Well I say SODc to their SADc ploy! A HOUSE CALL, BUT NO HOUSE Eeeeeuw peeps.Flashing sirens, screeching tires.Emergency Room drama.Sadly though, it wasn’t a sign for McSteamy or McDreamy to sex up our screens.Just McMimi and McWicco getting down with illness.And a phantom McMedical presence.A few hours after Monday’s nominations, Mimzo started barfing and complaining of severe cramps; Ricco retired to bed in pain and was sweating up a storm.A doctor was summo
ned, eventually, and the diary room briefly became a consulting room.Mimi was medicated, Ricco was injected.Both seem to be on the high road to recovery.Ricco’s problem is an infected tooth, which he’s had since entering the house.McMysteryMedical – from Pretoria, according to the Diva (see why we need her in the house; she extracts info more easily than dentists pull teeth!) – told Ricco the infection could spread to his ear and he had to have the tooth extracted yesterday.Was also probably the root cause of those bad breath allegations… Wish they could have brought in ‘House’ to remedy the resident dullness inhabiting too many corners of the house.Eish! In other developments, Big-E warned TK about conspiring.I object.Truly.As much as I have issues with TK, every single housemate conspires.And all the housemates gossip.In this particular case though I think TK got an unfair rap.But do I still want him out? Bet your bottom dollar I do!! * Check the action on DStv channel 198, the daily shows on Channel 102 at 20h00 and e-mail your views and opinions to bba@namibian.com.na —–