From The Twittersphere

NAMIBIAN tweeps get down with Shakespeare, up with Swapo’s Andimba Toivo ya Toivo, flatline with Fifa and the Global Competitiveness Index, and get their Harlem Shake on over Akon, Streetwise 5, kapana, kwaitos, cabs and Suzukis ...

@The_Awesome101: You people need to get a Grade 10 History book and read Namibian history. Mr Andimba Toivo yaToivo is #Boss!! But he is not seen :(
@alisamupolo: Bureaucracy is when someone sends papers back because of a full stop, or because there is no Namibia next to Windhoek, all issues of no substance.
@Mr_Ndilula_JR: Has Namibia ever had a ‘State Of Emergency’? And no, I ain’t talking about Prophetess Elizabeth claiming to have gone to heaven for four hours...
@Netmorris: Namibia drops to #83 on the Global Competitiveness Index. Remind me again, where are Namibia’s Brave Warriors on the Fifa World rankings?
@DjTucazz: From mini-skirts to no sex... #Namibia

Wild About Words
@ericknatangwe: Sonnet 116!? Shakespeare is a genius... –––> RT @sissy_brown: “…If this be error and upon me proved, I never writ, nor no man ever loved.”
@WHK_061: Impedimento is the word for offside in Portuguese. Weird.
@2ChainlezChainz: Idiocy <<<< heard it yesterday for the first time *adds to vocabulary*

At Random
@Naffy101: Gents be cursing on Twitter but transform into silent Suzukis when kwaitos step on their shoes in the kasi.
@wambuseun: Sorting out my travel insurance.. Am worth much (more) dead then I am alive.. Ain’t that a b*%ch!!
@kanibal061: When I’m rich, I’m going to have a kapana guy in my yard from the time I wake up until 7pm. If he’s well paid, is that exploitation?
@PropheticHimba: My appetite is huge these days… think I need a full cow (at the) end of this month #Onyama

Pop Culture
@oldlocationfilm: Court orders the re-education of Lauryn Hill? This is just sad. #LaurynHill
@TriciaNampa: Watching Beyonce’s documentary got me to realise, girl is book smart too.
@Tasha_Fierce03: That awkward moment when you take a cab to the club and the cab driver starts singing Gospel, eish...
@_Romenzo: This place just went from 50 shades of grey to 20 shades of beige. #Bleh
@LadySearl: You sang like a dog trying to lay an egg… #XFactor

Passing Shots
@blakShuz: What do you think will happen if the sun moves 1 kilometre closer to earth? Leave Akon out of your answer please.
@Juliushauka: I’m too busy thinking about what I’ll do with lemons once life decides to hand (them) out, to care about mysterious rocks and alleged fighter planes.
@lulu_luwela: My ex and I got a Streetwise 5, fought over the 5th piece... We never recovered.

–    Compiled by Jean Sutherland from twitter.com

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