Not Strapped For Comment!

A selection of some of the weird and wonderful messages, warts and all, from the SMS ticker tape running across the bottom of the BBA All Stars Screen:

* Munya you r whining. Love you …
* All Chelsea fans vote Utility.
* In Jesus name Munya u are safe.
* Munya is the chosen one …
* Jen you’re so fake, u lack content.
* Mwisho you don’t reason, you’re a dog.
* Biggie I am missing Sheila.
* Will be back in a jiffy …
* Kaone’s got a problem when he’s intoxicated. He’s like a plague pestering others …
* What’s wrong with two gals having fun …
* Yacob is that annoying little sister.
* As a white man, can I calle you a niger, Sheila?
* Kaone u r eating more than u can chow. U be irritating …
* Sheila u’re simply an entertainer. Marry me.
* If you don’t like it, don’t watch it. U are an adult.

– Compiled by Jean Sutherland

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