Big Brother Africa: Not Strapped For Comment!

A selection of some of the weird and wonderful messages, warts and all, from the SMS ticker tape running across the bottom of the BBA All Stars Screen:

* MUNYA is so fake is not even funny and it’s almost as if Biggie is trying to protect him but we are watching Biggie!!!!!

* Mwisho all the way, drunk or not he makes the house lively.

* Meryl is too much

* PALOMA is SAFE,the alcoholic is FINISHED!!!!

* King UTI for the cash, Africa unite and send Uti to the final.

* Uti has got more swag than all the other housemates, I pray dat his late father’s spirit will guide him to the U$ dollars.

* Hannington, you would bang anything that moves.

* Africa let’s send Paloma to the barn ... Keep Mwisho in the house please.

* Get a life Hanni boy. Always looking for someone to sleep with in the barn ... shame.

* Hanni and Sheila birds of the same feather ... keep rocking that barn ... Paloma will join u guys on Sunday … maybe she’ll strip for Hanni ... lol.

* If you don’t succeed Hanni, dust yourself up and try again, voting Mwisho feels good.

* Mwisho the cow can’t wait to see you.

* Shooooo … Meryl is one weird lady!

* Do people realise that Munya will be gone if it wasn’t for Code … just a thought … he was saved by Code ....

 

– Compiled by Selma Shipanga

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