From The Twittersphere

SEX workers, politicians, Chuck Norris, flash mobs, cockroaches, Idols ... Eish, pushing an elephant up the stairs on a Monday has nothing on Namibian tweeps and their Monday musings!

@kingabsolom: ANC Councillors are like distant relatives whose sole purpose is only to visit you once in five years!
@DavidTocks: More organised than the parliament –––> RT @JoyChune: Sex workers in Namibia are that organised, they even set targets?
@th_fish_ur: Every time I read ‘all informal areas business must register’, I hear... “Govt” wants a stake from the little profits you make.
@miss_nelly87: Namibians quick to jump on the Steve Biko “commemoration train” despite Anton Lubowski being killed on the same day. Interesting ...
@mimi_gmh: Wondering if Namibians are ever gonna get used to the fact that YES, it is gonna rain every once in a while.
@ktamuka_1: A secret between two people in Windhoek will be known by at least 700 other people.

At Random
@namtweeps: Namibia is not ready for a flash mob.
@Siya_THATguy: Kasi people who try to make you feel less “real” because you didn’t grow up in the township -_____-
@crazynellz: Wow, the only way I could care less about Idols is if it were the nosehairs on a cockroach. I’ll try again next year.
@Tonatah: Mondays are like pushing an elephant up the stairs R.E.M (>_<) #HappyMonday
@Ndaita_vela: Had I known that today’s schedule includes site inspection I’d have worn sneakers. Heels are not made for the desert.

Words To Reflect On
@MsNdatila: I don’t remember who said this, but there really are places in the heart you don’t even know exist until you love a child.
@NINO_GBB: For me it don’t matter if you black or white or almost white! #GoodHumanity
@Lakes_GBB: “Don’t wait for someone to bring you flowers, Plant your own garden and decorate your own soul...”

Passing Shots
@Homa10i: Breaking up is tricky in the modern age. You have to unfriend, unfollow, remove on BBM, block on WhatsApp.
@Sofie_110986: Mxim, this son of mine thinks his middle name is Chuck Norris! Well he AND Chuck bout to get ass whoopings!
@ATP101: Funny how all the newspapers seem to make their own way to my bed.
 @_ladye: “So last night I was reading the book of Numbers...then realized I don’t have yours” #ChristianPickUpLines

–    Compiled by Jean Sutherland from twitter.com

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