The Grandmother Of Dinners

CAN those who attended the dinner with the head of state tell the Namibian nation how big their plates were? I mean the mother of all dinner plates worth one hundred thousand dollars!

Oh boy what a shame! But I am not complaining about it. It is the President setting an example on how corruption is fought. I do not have any beef against our dear President. That is why I do not complain.
I remember when his own daughter went to China on funds meant for those who are poorer than the teachers. All he did was hush! The explanation given was that the President was not aware of it.
But the question I asked myself then was, ‘but now that he is aware’ what has he done?
So dear comrades, leave the dinner issue. The old man is not going to comment on what you are complaining about.  
You can’t teach an old dog new tricks.
You can shout on top of your voice, you are wasting your time and energy.
That must have been the grandmother of all the dinners in the world. We will always remember our head of state for breaking the record that existed in the whole dinner world!

Siyaya Pambili Muqtada
Ngweze

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