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 SMS Of The Day * THIS nation is in dire need of a massive conference on housing. When we experienced a crisis in the education sector a crisis-control brain-storming conference was organised which resulted in the best deal ever for the Namibian child, nam
 Food For Thought * BOURGEOISIE has become a daily occupation if not the order of the day of the upper-echelons, President Hifikepunye Pohamba we urge you to revisit this unpatriotic geocentricism among your staff and the well-connected, for everybody to r
 Bouquets And Brickbats * COMMISSIONER of Prisons, can you please explain the strategies you use to appoint officers to certain positions? It is my observation that you are being fed with wrong information then you just promote individuals without making p
 SMS Of The Day * I THINK Paulus ‘The Rock’ Ambunda lost his belt because of this promoter and trainer. How can a world champion still be training at the Katutura Youth Complex where there is not enough equipment. I think they must follow the example of Ha
 Food For Thought * NAMIBIA Dairies are unable to match low prices of imported milk and this ultimately means the consumer will have to pay more for local milk. Look at the prices of the local chicken. All these profits are going in the pockets of a few in
 Bouquets And Brickbats * I AM pleased to hear that Cabinet has responded positively to the proposal of Namibia Dairies to support the industry. The restrictions which support the industry by reducing competition to ensure the survival of the industry is a
 SMS Of The Day * CEO’s golden handshakes. Somewhere on our statute books there must be a provision that if a board of directors suspends/dismisses a CEO without due regard to legal provision (substantive/procedural law) such board must carry the costs for
 Food For Thought * JACKY Asheeke was so right with her last column- why are the fathers of the dead children not being prosecuted? (Reference to the children who died in shack fires last week) Our justice system still protects men over women. In this cont
 Bouquets And Brickbats * ALEXACTUS Kaure, your column in Friday’s newspaper opened my eyes. One hardly finds impartial case study analysers in Namibia. Let’s not destroy the Polytechnic’s strong foundation (Tjivikua) as yet. At least wait until the transf
 SMS Of The Day * WHY doesn’t NBC listen when they are criticised? The little red chairs on Good Morning Namibia have done their part and are dirty especially at the arm rests. Please listen for once. You interview professionals and internationals on those
 Food For Thought * MINISTRY of Education, in order to address the shortages of teachers at primary schools why don’t you consider employing us who hold a diploma in lifelong learning and community education for teaching posts? We also did health education
 Bouquets And Brickbats * MY fellow Namibians, I am not a Swapo member but a third term for President Hifikepuye Pohamba will be a step closer towards attainment of Vision 2030. Believe me His Excellency has made crucial bold decisions, and I don’t regret
POLL
What do you think of the renaming and addition of regions and constituencies?

1. Long overdue

2. A waste of money

3. We have bigger issues

4. I don't care


Results so far:
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ENTERTAINMENT - | 2013-08-08
From The Twittersphere
WINDHOEK shook, rattled and rolled late on Tuesday night, as the Earth sighed, then shuddered, sending those awake scurrying to Twitter to record their last living moments, write their last will and testaments, and try out for ‘Free Your Mind! ‘Fifty Shades of Trembling’ was the order of the day (OK, night), as an apparent mini Earth tremor in the capital accounted for a moving moment.



@JasonHaufiku: This tremor has left #Windhoek? literally shaking, everyone awake and praying, and pastors rehearsing their ‘vision’ stories for tomorrow.

@Meh_Le_Boo: Prophetess Elizabeth’s planning a comeback.

@SugaryOblivion: 20/12/2012 is finally happening! You know, African time mos! :”D

@Frieda_va: Ya’ll going on about an earthquake, it was Rick Ross trynna sneak into Namibia silently... At least he tried to…

@Fessie_Shi: Nah, just Nestor Tobias imitating Coke’s #brrrrr campaign >>> RT @Simanecky: Was that a mini earthquake?

@HilariousHikuru: It was just a fart and ya’ll saying it’s an earthquake? Chuck Norris is back...

@YNM101: I bet there is a kwaito out there who’s angry because his washed All Stars fell from the roof because of the earthquake.

LisiasNegonga: The drought, the meteorite, the earthquake, the mini-skirt issue and the disappearence of Shaduka ---> Too many natural disasters in Namibia.

@HTuuda: The earthquake measured 14 on the PH scale, it was rich in acids and low on alkaline. You’re welcome!

@ericknatangwe: So have any of you tweeps in Windhoek added ‘survived an earthquake’ to your bios yet?

@Be_star1: Let’s mention American artists in our earthquake tweets so they can sing us a song like they did for #Haiti “we are da world”

@Call_me_Riah: #oomf will change their name to ‘earthquake’ tomorrow… just wait.

@cray_kid: What do cows produce during an earthquake ---> MILKSHAKES!!!!

@Forever_Kula: Nobody has time for earthquakes or tsunamis or flash floods; can people understand that I’m writing exams, damn.

@LionelVaniMooi: Will sleep under the table tonight, mboli… won’t take chances.

@ZilloKing: BREAKING NEWS: Some rock particle, suspected of causing the #MiniEarthQuake, has been arrested and interrogated by NamPol.

@ATP101: We will die laughing because instead of running for our lives, we tweet, make jokes and laugh, and laugh some more #Only­InNamibia #Earthquake



Forbes Namibia

@Tsobela: Bloomberg is back on DStv, yeaaaaah.. Really was a stupid decision to remove it.

@Nude_Oyster: A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.

@SexcCleo: Taxi driver singing along to ‘I am Boss Madam’… LoL



– Compiled by Jean Sutherland from twitter.com

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